OcUK please suggest a PRACTICAL gift for a friend (girl) whose going away to Africa to work

GravyMonster · 3 Oct 2013 at 10:44

tom_e · 3 Oct 2013 at 10:45

Spunkey said:

grimm · 3 Oct 2013 at 11:03

A Rapex anti-rape condom (google it lol).

wildman · 3 Oct 2013 at 11:24

machete...... will help her blend in with the natives........................

Spangles · 3 Oct 2013 at 11:27

Mosquito net.

Or some gloves for Bono so he cannot click his fingers and possibly kill her.

Crap, he is at it again!

Ciphon · 3 Oct 2013 at 11:49

grimm said:
A Rapex anti-rape condom (google it lol).

Exactly what I was going to say

xGBHxPegasus · 3 Oct 2013 at 11:50

Zefan said:
[FnG]magnolia;25040452 said:

How long have you wanted to have sex with the woman for?

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This!

Oz!asM!dwinter · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:26

AK-47 plus several thousand rounds of ammunition

Oz!asM!dwinter · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:27

Make poverty history - give all Bono's money to the poor.

Cosimo · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:37

Scougar said:
Kindle with a voucher to buy a load of e-books. (The text version of the kindle with long lasting battery).

Either that or a good compact camera so she can record her experience of Africa.

PooBrain · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:41

A veil though not to oppress her but to save her sexy, Spanish face from acid attacks.

Dis86 · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:43

Give her a massive box of condoms. She's going to be rattin all over!

Spuj · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:43

A blowgun and some poison darts.

Rainagul · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:43

Casual Racism

UncleRuckus · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:44

Get her nose boned.

tom_e · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:47

Rainagul said:
Casual Racism

Doesn't sound like much of a gift.

UncleRuckus · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:50

Rainagul said:
Casual Racism

Don't worry she'll be getting plenty of that where she's going

Rainagul · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:52

tom_e said:
Doesn't sound like much of a gift.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

dirtychinchilla · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:52

Rainagul said:
Casual Racism

tom_e said:
Doesn't sound like much of a gift.

That's all you get from this forum.

Skidder · 3 Oct 2013 at 12:52

Why don't you just shag her before she goes and get it out of your system.