OcUK please suggest a PRACTICAL gift for a friend (girl) whose going away to Africa to work

[GravyMonster]

 

[tom_e]

 

[grimm]

A Rapex anti-rape condom (google it lol).

 

[wildman]

machete...... will help her blend in with the natives........................

 

[Spangles]

Mosquito net.

Or some gloves for Bono so he cannot click his fingers and possibly kill her.

Crap, he is at it again!

 

[Ciphon]

A Rapex anti-rape condom (google it lol).

Exactly what I was going to say

 

[xGBHxPegasus]

How long have you wanted to have sex with the woman for?

This!

 

[Oz!asM!dwinter]

AK-47 plus several thousand rounds of ammunition

 

[Oz!asM!dwinter]

Make poverty history - give all Bono's money to the poor.

 

[Cosimo]

Kindle with a voucher to buy a load of e-books. (The text version of the kindle with long lasting battery).

Either that or a good compact camera so she can record her experience of Africa.

 

[PooBrain]

A veil though not to oppress her but to save her sexy, Spanish face from acid attacks.

 

[Dis86]

Give her a massive box of condoms. She's going to be rattin all over!

 

[Spuj]

A blowgun and some poison darts.

 

[Rainagul]

Casual Racism

 

[UncleRuckus]

Get her nose boned.

 

[tom_e]

Casual Racism

Doesn't sound like much of a gift.

 

[UncleRuckus]

Casual Racism

Don't worry she'll be getting plenty of that where she's going

 

[Rainagul]

Doesn't sound like much of a gift.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

Casual Racism

Doesn't sound like much of a gift.

That's all you get from this forum.

 

[Skidder]

Why don't you just shag her before she goes and get it out of your system.