Anyone got a spare nuke :( ?

jonnyp1993 · 17 Oct 2013 at 20:45

Has anyone got a spare nuke please, im all out at the moment

, and need some help!

Why you may ask ?

There coming for me too

Steedie · 17 Oct 2013 at 20:48

I'd have evacuated the house, not before starting a large fire in said house

I know it's the garden, but still, it wouldn't be long before they got to you

jonnyp1993 · 17 Oct 2013 at 20:49

Steedie said:
I'd have evacuated the house, not before starting a large fire in said house

I know it's the garden, but still, it wouldn't be long before they got to you

The funny thing is, it come through the door, grabbed are lass, tried to eat her :eek:

.. so i left and run

Fuzz · 17 Oct 2013 at 20:51

WTF is it!

arctine · 17 Oct 2013 at 20:57

Sigh.

Cosimo · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:03

Looks armless, harmless....

wildman · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:06

I say you roll 7 cannisters of CN20 in there and nerve gas the whole fricking hive.............

oll3h · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:08

Fire.....lots of it.

DampDog · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:09

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

d_brennen · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:11

Pan fry with butter, one clover of crushed and chopped garlic, dash of rock salt and black pepper to taste. Mmm

wildman · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:14

oll3h said:
Fire.....lots of it.

and mustard.......

in fact flaming mustard bomb will solve this pest issue

Jokester · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:14

It's one of that poisonous face crabs from Half Life 2.

d_brennen · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:16

Grab a glass and piece of paper, I want a closer look at this beasty

DampDog · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:18

Leave it be, it's natures way of telling you you're lunch..

K1LLSW1TCH · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:27

Jokester said:
It's one of that poisonous face crabs from Half Life 2.

Great! Now you've spoilt it for Raymond, I hear he's still running through the Antlion chapters on foot.

Lokai · 17 Oct 2013 at 21:29

Too close to home for comfort :eek: