What I will be handing out to 'trick or treaters'

kwerk · 31 Oct 2013 at 19:44

I've had a pretty good year so this halloween I will be handing out FULL SIZE twix, snickers and kitkats. Yes FULL-SIZE, in fact a HANDFUL of them to each kid.

Plus a pocket size US Constitution.

Mason- · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:02

Cool story bro.

Tefal · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:04

wait you can get non full size kitkats?

kitkittens?

Edrof · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:07

FULL SIZE HANDFULS WHO ARE YOU WARREN BUFFET

[FnG]magnolia · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:08

I thought the hand out would be a lesson in working for their reward rather than scrounging from decent, hard-working, tax-paying Americans like yourself.

Amp34 · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:09

Tefal said:
wait you can get non full size kitkats?

kitkittens?

For some reason that seems very cute... I want a kitkitten

Were currently making pumpkin stew and decorating a couple of pumpkins. Just small sweets handing out though, although there has only been one group come round so far, much to my Canadian GFs disappointment...

El_Watcher · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:10

Are you feeling left out of being on the paedo register?

gillywibble · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:10

Make them read an article from the constitution first.

[FnG]magnolia · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:14

Make them spell it.

doofer · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:15

If they come on your property in the US you are legally obliged to shoot them, surely?

Cleisthenes · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:15

El_Watcher said:
Are you feeling left out of being on the paedo register?

Scuzi · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:15

It's genius. Become a candy cow to get the kids to go back to their parents and sing your praises while at the same time keeping the parents sweet with a copy of the constitution.

You running for neighborhood watch captain?

Rich_L · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:18

Disappointed you aren't making them sing the National Anthem before receiving their treats, you call yourself a 'MURICAN?

Hyburnate · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:20

Send me a copy of the failstitution please.

Tefal · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:22

Scuzi said:
You running for neighborhood watch captain?

No, king peado.

^TANK^ · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:26

I'll be handing out the contraceptive pill, condoms and cigarettes.

Tefal · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:27

^TANK^ said:
I'll be handing out the contraceptive pill, condoms and cigarettes.

no rum?

Disgraceful

Scuzi · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:35

Tefal said:
No, king peado.

Same thing most of the time.

^TANK^ · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:35

Tefal said:
no rum?

Disgraceful

Tesco's extra thick bleach in little shot glasses and when that is all finished on to the antifreeze.

Cleisthenes · 31 Oct 2013 at 20:38

^TANK^ said:
Tesco's extra thick bleach in little shot glasses and when that is all finished on to the antifreeze.

What I will be handing out to 'trick or treaters'

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