Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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Don't lie OP - you know you had a whale of a time letting her gobble the pork.

Seriously though, not sure how you could stomach it tbh... I'd roll her back to her car the moment I saw her.
 
deuse said:
Wonder how you will feel if you ever have a daughter and this happens to her and the guys posts on the net like you?
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The internet makes all things better, threads like this bring joy to many others, dont be selfish..
 
gjrc said:
btw if you never met her before did you just ask her in and go straight to a movie? what movie did you watch?

did you use protection?

how fat are we talking here?
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+1

There's no shame in not liking her because she's fat, we can't all be chubby chasers, but even if you had no money you made a huge mistake of letting her into your home on the first date.

EDIT - We need to know how fat, some people definitions of fat are ridiculous.
 
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Text her saying that you've now returned home to "Insert name of far away land here" after staying with a friend (Where you banged her)

Then never go home again!
 
groen said:
From the sound of things, this is sort of how i felt when i was with a prostitute, in the sense that i had sex but i was not realy that attracted to her.
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why on earth would you pay for a hooker you're not attracted to?
 
Trig said:
Personally I did met a girl from a forum, I had been drinking, suggested she come round, she lives a fair distance away so I figured I was safe, 2 hours later shes on my doorstep. I did her anyways, more than once, think she wanted a bit more than I did tho so I cut it off. She was a nice enough girl but really not what I would call attractive physically.. Women have needs just as much as men do so it was all good for a while lol...
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Wait.... What! ? Bit extreme buddy! :eek:
 
Vidar said:
Harpooning the fogbeast wasn't as easy as you'd think, I mean she knew stuff... she was pretty good with her mouth but the actual harpooning required some logistical thinking.... I mean I'm not quite a tripod but I'm not lacking in that department and due to her getting in the way of herself I couldn't bottom out...
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My sides hurt! haha! brilliant!
 
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