Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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i had one of these after an online date through POF.. put it this way, mine went extremely bad (she was stroking my head and telling me she would paint the bedroom blue and get custody of my son so we could be a family together on the first date), but i ended up with 40 missed calls per day, and thensome. even after id told her i didnt want anything to do with her, my friends she had messaged through stalking me on facebook told her the same and to elave me alone, she still continued... for about a month.

it was only till i had to get the police did anything calm down, but that didnt stop her completely.. things still went on for about 2 weeks after till she finally got the message, then a few months after id get calls from an unknown or her actual phone..

best advice is dont have sex on the first date as much as its tempting too..

women get all emotional and blame you when you buck and chuck because they were too clingy and think you were just out for a free leg over anyways.. which isnt really a bad thing when clearly they havnt had it in a while to be the way they are

i actually despise internet dating now.. its 90% full of despirate/emotional wrecks
 
I met a bird off pof that turned out to be larger than advertised who also collected stuffed squirrels and crocodiles! Needless to say no harpooning took place that night :p
 
Wonder if OP got a surprise with the odd remote control and bit of cold pizza popping out of her rolls while he was slamming flab tsunamis up to her chin.
 
MrMoonX said:
Seriously try to get her to do depraved sex acts, it works on fat chicks trust me ;)


Oh and we need pictures of her
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This isnt as good as it seems, when a chick is too fat.
As already mentioned the lack of depth and extra rolls to open don't help when it comes to rear entry.

Usually on a normal sized girl it is a delight to experience all three holes, but with a whale, that final one can prove a brown noised disaster. Fattys sewage systems cant be trusted.
 
Hikari Kisugi said:
This isnt as good as it seems, when a chick is too fat.
As already mentioned the lack of depth and extra rolls to open don't help when it comes to rear entry.

Usually on a normal sized girl it is a delight to experience all three holes, but with a whale, that final one can prove a brown noised disaster. Fattys sewage systems cant be trusted.
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Here speaks a man of experience :p

Seriously, this thread is all sorts of win. I haven't laughed so much in years :D
 
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