Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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Vidar said:
Glad my stupidity and suffering can bring you all some joy :D
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Just text her now and be honest. Don't spare her feelings too much, she cannot be all there if she's acting as described dude, she must have had it a few times in the past..

You'll get a bit of backlash, but it'll be OK in a few days and she'll move onto the next poor chump.
 
TommyV said:
Just text her now and be honest. Don't spare her feelings too much, she cannot be all there if she's acting as described dude, she must have had it a few times in the past..

You'll get a bit of backlash, but it'll be OK in a few days and she'll move onto the next poor chump.
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Alternatively, wait for the police to come knocking asking why she was found with her wrists slashed in a full bathtub with photos of you made out in a shrine. Once you've confirmed that the greyed, lifeless, pruned and bloated corpse is indeed the whale that you defiled, crack open a beer and get back on that horse.
 
Jesus mate, you must have been desperate! I hate it when they turn up looking nowt like their photos. I once arranged a date with a girl online, it was raining on the day and she just jumped into my car, Monster! I drove to the pub dropped her outside and said I was going to park up.... Straight home and block lol.

Why would you sleep with her?
 
GTanny said:
this happened to me a few years ago.

im now married with 2 kids... still dont know how to let her down gently :(
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Bwahahaha! Ah, this thread fills me with joy.

OP needs to see if she has a fat friend so he can dress them up and reenact "Fat Beach Patrol". I'll stand in and do the Steve erwin character.
 
ZG002 said:
Jesus mate, you must have been desperate! I hate it when they turn up looking nowt like their photos. I once arranged a date with a girl online, it was raining on the day and she just jumped into my car, Monster! I drove to the pub dropped her outside and said I was going to park up.... Straight home and block lol.

Why would you sleep with her?
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So you're such a babe magnet that you have to use online dating? :p :D
 
No I'm engaged to a girl who I consider to be very attractive.

I should have mentioned it was a fair few years ago now.
 
I've had similar things to this happen. It's pretty common. you are let down when you see them but continue the evening out of politeness, they see it as a green light and decide to give you 'what you want' and you end up having sex with no thought or effort at all. Big single girls can be a funny breed. Part of them is desperate for sex, part of them has had it battered into their heads by their friends and mother that they must find a boyfriend first and they try and cram it all into one evening because they want the sex now. You feel guilty, you didn't intend to just bang her but be honest that you don't want her. Better to say that than give her a few weeks of maybes that never happen.

Plenty here will laugh at you etc but many single men, when faced with a horny lady, with no witnesses (EG, pub) would stay for longer than they admit to.
 
chief barker said:
You are all lovely human beings.

Say that to her face.
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Oh dear sense of humour failure i see, unbunch your panties and just have a laugh :/

This thread has kept me amused, some hilarious replies in here...keep it up GD, keep it up :D

5* star thread fo sho.
 
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