Opening a bottle without a bottle opener

Shame you don't have a lighter with you mate. That's always the best bet. You can open a bottle with a piece of paper... It involves folding it numerous times... I'm sure there's a video of how you do it on YouTube
 
I can use my thumb by pushing up really hard.

Failing that:

Grip the top of the bottle neck firmly in one hand.
Grab largest coin available or keys.
Place coin between thumb and bottle cap.
And lever bottle cap off.

If this isn't working you're not gripping the bottle firmly enough.
 
I was taught how to do this by some of the crew on my first ship, Tortugas.

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Makes quite the party trick I've found.

This is the best way. You can actually do it with a opened bottle but it's tricky.

Just about any oblong shaped object will do.
 
This is an essential life skill, it's easy to open them with any handheld object with a solid edge in the way you have described.

This, anything with a solidish edge can be used. From a car key, to a spoon, to a pen. It's all about leverage.
 
Lift phone
Press "Reception" button
Ask for bottle opener.

Then sink into metaphorical hole as the hot chick from reception shows you where the bottle opener is, hidden in plain sight.
 
Call a local prostitute and ask her to bring a bottle opener. When said prostitute arrives take the bottle opener and say you need to cancel her as you forgot to bring your viagra and can't perform. Start crying saying your wife doesn't understand your problem and the whore will leave sharpish. Probably to get her pimp.
 
I wasn't getting anywhere with keys, but have just managed to open a 660ml bottle of Cobra with a teaspoon.

I just put my left hand around the neck of the bottle and used it as a fulcrum against the flat handle of the teaspoon being a lever. Came straight off :)



:D

You can do this with a piece of paper too. Just fold it tightly enough times. Pretty much anything will do.
 
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