Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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Well I got halfway down reading the op's original post and thought she was going to turn out to be a man but alas no.

You should not have porked her, she will be ten times harder to get shot of now. I'm afraid it's either disappear or stick with it and punch her in the stomach then ride the ripples.
 
The worst part is as time goes on I keep having flash backs.... I mean hell, I know it had been over a year but what in gods name was I thinking!

I mean truth be told, right now I just feel sorry for the girl... she's clearly insecure, needy etc I had no idea obviously just how much until after doing the deed... But she has freaked me out with it that and the more I think about it the more and more I'm really not attracted to her (I'm actually quite disgusted to tell you the truth) and now I've got to let the girl down knowing she has self esteem issues already...

ack, why the hell did I get myself in to this situation... (no not for your comedy value)
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Even as a chubby chaser myself, at least try for the ones who aren't completely bat**** crazy. :D

Quality thread. Have some stars. :D
 
She started it by lying about her size/appearance and you are still wanting to let her down gently?? Whats wrong with you a liar will never change but its a credit to your sense of fair play that you want to do the right thing .... she don't deserve the thought get it done n dusted today and crack on :)
 
For the guys on here, please keep it going with her, we want more.

In fact, get her round, and in a loving way try and tea bag her.

Pics for the forum would be amazing to, of said tea bagging.

Anyone agree.
 
WARNING!!!!

Fat chicks are way more vengeful. Fat chicks don't forget. Treat her like a mental patient and be very kind.

I once had a one night stand with a crazy fat chick (on my working holiday in australia). I didn't let her down too gently, and she warned me I was dead. Two weeks later an aboriginese dude kicked my door in at 2am looking for me, good job I wasn't home!
 
The bit that amuses me is the let her down easily/slowly, shes a chubber, mavity mass and all that will mean unless you are a really strong guy, its not going to be easy or slowly..

Do you not have any friends that have been down the clap clinic who have letters from GP's saying they have some sort of STD, borrow the letter, copy, stick your name in, leave it laying around the house...
Unless shes really desperate then knowing you're a dirtbag will help her to make her own mind up, in fact anything that you do that makes her want to leave you makes your life easier make it her choice, thats your safest bet.
Start eating foods that'll make your farts smell like you're hiding a pig pen up your arse, start picking your nose, examining the contents and then eating them...


If she sticks around after that, you're screwed, I suggest you start saving for a move.
 
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