Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

ChocolateStarfishRammer · 13 Nov 2013 at 09:51

Had a mate in this exact situation a couple weeks ago.. He decided he didn't want to string it along too long but didn't want to end it straight away.

On a journey in her car on the motorway she opened up to him about her past and specifically her ex's reasons for leaving her.

She explained she just loved him so so much and didn't want to let him go, so on a similar journey with him when he was telling her his feelings were lost, she decided to get them closer together..

By ramming the car off the friggin road and flipping it into a ditch!!!!!

Literally like an episode of Hollyoaks.

I've never seen him that genuinely scared for his life.

It. Was. Hilarious.

Run now man!

CREATIVE!11 · 13 Nov 2013 at 09:58

OP

Jono8 · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:04

Never put your dick in crazy.

glenimp617 · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:10

Can someone who has read this from the start please tell me if theres a pic of fatty?

Just have a feeling this is yet another one of those threads moaning about a girl, but not having the guts to post the pics

If I'm right, I'll not waste my time reading the sob story

Steampunk · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:13

Jono8 said:
Never put your dick in crazy.

There's a difference between "hot crazy" and "fat crazy".

Teknobry · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:13

When it comes to picking a woman in life there are 3 ideals.

Attractiveness
Personality
Mental stability

However you can only choose 2 of the 3.

Although in your case you barely managed 1 out of 3!

antijoke · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:13

Fantastic story.

glen8 said:
Can someone who has read this from the start please tell me if theres a pic of fatty?

Just have a feeling this is yet another one of those threads moaning about a girl, but not having the guts to post the pics

If I'm right, I'll not waste my time reading the sob story

Do you want to beat off or something to the pictures?

robgmun · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:19

Steampunk said:
There's a difference between "hot crazy" and "fat crazy".

To start with yeah, but down the line they're both just as bad

stuie · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:19

ChocolateStarfishRammer said:
Had a mate in this exact situation a couple weeks ago.. He decided he didn't want to string it along too long but didn't want to end it straight away.

On a journey in her car on the motorway she opened up to him about her past and specifically her ex's reasons for leaving her.

She explained she just loved him so so much and didn't want to let him go, so on a similar journey with him when he was telling her his feelings were lost, she decided to get them closer together..

By ramming the car off the friggin road and flipping it into a ditch!!!!!

Literally like an episode of Hollyoaks.

I've never seen him that genuinely scared for his life.

It. Was. Hilarious.

Run now man!

Holy **** what the hell is wrong with some people thats enough for me I'm never dating again

robgmun · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:21

Teknobry said:
When it comes to picking a woman in life there are 3 ideals.

Attractiveness
Personality
Mental stability

However you can only choose 2 of the 3.

Although in your case you barely managed 1 out of 3!

Or did what i did, get a girlfriend that started with Personality and Mental stability, and changed her looks until she looks hot. Worked for me and i totally won the game

Steampunk · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:26

It's an oldie, but a goldie:

McMav · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:27

OMG laughing my head off here. Have some stars

glenimp617 · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:30

anticonscience said:
Fantastic story.

Do you want to beat off or something to the pictures?

if she's cute, possibly

Cosimo · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:37

mrk said:
Highly informative, would read again.

You'll understand it that's for sure.

madtoady · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:39

I'm sure she was a bubbly person.

MooMoo444 · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:43

madtoady said:
I'm sure she was a bubbly person.

Yeah she loves dem aeros.

ChocolateStarfishRammer · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:53

Teknobry said:
When it comes to picking a woman in life there are 3 ideals.

Attractiveness
Personality
Mental stability

However you can only choose 2 of the 3.

Although in your case you barely managed 1 out of 3!

Brilliant.

Scougar · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:53

Note: I only read the OP's post.

Point 1: Just because you are open and honest, don't expect everyone to unload everything truthful about themselves from the get go. That is YOUR expectation being set to high.

Point 2: So she's affectionate, so what. I would be more worried if she was just a plain outright liar. (See point 1). Bear in mind that you have a little bit of a rapport with her from online and phone conversation. Also.. it's a first date, there is no commitment... why the hell are you getting all weird about it?

Point 3: Correct me if I'm wrong... you were in a prior abusive relationship and now expect sex to be special immediately. Let me tell you now that it won't be. It will take some getting used to, I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is.

Point 4: If you have an issue, tell her. No point coming on a forum and saying.

Point 5: Worst excuse for "I just got laid" thread :-P

ping8781 · 13 Nov 2013 at 10:54

10/10 would read again. Epic!

wordy · 13 Nov 2013 at 11:14

OP....

1) Did you let her out of eyesight at any point in evening night(sleep, bog etc)?

2) Are you at work today?

If the answer to both is 'yes' then she has stolen a spare house key and when you go home tonight you will find she has moved all her stuff in, redecorated the whole house to how she likes it and invited her parents round to meet their future son in law.