Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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OP should have got pics of the aforementioned lass & chopped liver before dropping the bombshell. Could have blackmailed her into staying away then. :p
 
Sorry to disappoint but I'm still alive... though I've dead bolted my doors and set piano wire at roughly neck height haha
 
Vidar said:
Sorry to disappoint but I'm still alive... though I've dead bolted my doors and set piano wire at roughly neck height haha
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Doesn't sound like piano wire is going to do the trick for this women. Maybe some industrial steel cable would do the trick.
 
She's a teacher, with her own home. Your finances are in a bad state. She is out of your league.
Poor form having sex on the first meeting, takes 2 to tango ;)
 
You did the right thing vidar, you'll not hear from her again. When presented with it on a plate lust overrides logic. It's only once the deed is done reality kicks in :)
 
glen8 said:
I once had sex with a chubby. Prior I always worried about if I could actually get it in due to the belly size. Luckily you can as when they lay down, the belly kinda flops to the sides.

anyway, half way through (we were both a bit tipsy) we rolled around the bed and fell off. She winded me....I honestly thought I was having a heart attack.

obviously like the man I am, I finished the job. She had a nice face
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LMFAO!!

"the belly kinda flops to the sides" "She winded me"

Genius
 
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