Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

[Theophany]

I have no words.

At the end of that first visit, in a tiny basement in the middle of Manchester, decorated in a slightly baroque style - a kind of mini-Versailles - I knew I had found someone I could trust implicitly with my hair and, as time went on, with worries and concerns that I knew would never be passed on.

 

[benjii]

Id like to see 'face cut out' pics of said beast.

Its time surely.

 

[ChocolateStarfishRammer]

I am getting so many new phrases to use!

Glad I can help.

She is Trapper Keeper

Your referring to her Love Glove?, The Schlong Sucker?, The Deer Hoof?, The Hairy Doughnut where Uncle's doodle goes?!?!

 

[benjii]

Glad I can help.



Your referring to her Love Glove?, The Schlong Sucker?, The Deer Hoof?, The Hairy Doughnut where Uncle's doodle goes?!?!

Moose knuckle. (google camel toe vs moose knuckle)

 

[Atlas23]

The Hairy Doughnut where Uncle's doodle goes?!?!

A psychiatrist would have a field day with you

 

[ChocolateStarfishRammer]

Dont tempt them!

 

[Cosimo]

What if the real OP is actually locked in a basement by the fatty mcbutterpants and this is her taking control and torturing him via our online banter whilst spidermanning him with sweat from her stench trench!

Would watch the movie.

 

[benjii]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

 

[JoeF1]

 

[jamesblade]

Maybe you should re-read the rules?

Rules are made to be bent and broken, just like clingy chubby birds, ask the OP if your in any doubt

Lighten up fella, it's life in GD

 

[MowyTone]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

DEAR GOD!

 

[Yas786]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

LOL oh dear no sympathy for that guy...he should grow a pair or maybe she has chopped them off looking at how bat **** scared he looks of her

 

[Cosimo]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

He'd be dead if she could read his mind.

 

[PiKe]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

Love meeeeeee.

 

[jamesblade]

Make sure you put a ring of vegetables around your house. Fat chicks fear salad.

Classic, wifes just walked in asking if i'm ok because I was laughing so much at this inappropriate comment..

 

[antijoke]

The OP went full on, met up with girl, got with girl, moved in with girl and sold his story to Daily Mail all in the space of two days.

 

[CREATIVE!11]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

OP's future

 

[A2Z]

Make sure you put a ring of vegetables around your house. Fat chicks fear salad.

LOOOL made me laugh

 

[DogsBody]

This is what you've avoided by getting out now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...-Syndrome-forces-fianc-lie-detector-test.html

HOLY %^&*!!!

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

lol this was 3 pages long an hour ago, and now its 5 pages.....

Huh? It hit over 5 pages yesterday, we're on the 14th.

You clearly have girly page settings.

Hehe we're on page 6 now Go to your user settings and select 80 posts per page. Think OcUK used to have 100 pp at one time.

Great thread Vidar. Have you heard from her at all, now that it's been ~24 hours?