If she is really the "horniest" student in Britain, she'd be after sex all the time. Lets face it, its not going to be just a straight up 3 times a week is it. Think about it
Britain's "horniest" student wins cash prize for bedding three new men a week
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If she is really the "horniest" student in Britain, she'd be after sex all the time. Lets face it, its not going to be just a straight up 3 times a week is it. Think about it
I think the problem here is not three times a week [because that doesn't make a difference to anything], but at least three different men a week. Sometimes more than one guy in one night, as the article says she'll go out, find a shag, go home and do the business and then go out and find another. Now, if you consider that she will likely be having sex more than once with some of those guys, maybe a few times in an evening, then it goes into the double figures very easily for the week.
That's an awful lot of different shafts in her quiver in a small space of time. Soon enough her fur burger will have its own congestion charge.
Just popping back to check that none of you unpleasant people have had a go at the men involved in this?
Check, good to know.
Before this thread I had the impression that some of you were not virgins, but this level of defensive msysoginist vitriol and basic idiocy over slack vaginas has me thinking otherwise. Really, three times a week for a couple of years they are still hot to trot. Also, kegel.
Talk about people googling her? I hope none of your future girlfriends google your posts in this thread; all she needs is a name change and she's unknown again, you lot will have this attitude far longer.
Even the point about STDs is implausible, in a comp sci uni? Think about it...
Check, good to know.
Before this thread I had the impression that some of you were not virgins, but this level of defensive msysoginist vitriol and basic idiocy over slack vaginas has me thinking otherwise. Really, three times a week for a couple of years they are still hot to trot. Also, kegel.
Talk about people googling her? I hope none of your future girlfriends google your posts in this thread; all she needs is a name change and she's unknown again, you lot will have this attitude far longer.
Even the point about STDs is implausible, in a comp sci uni? Think about it...
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[FnG]magnolia;25310464 said:
I'm sensing some white knighting going on here.
Edit: ALSO ALL OF YOU QUIT GETTING SUPER LOGICAL!
3 times a week yes she won't be a wizards sleeve I WAS JUST ITCHING TO USE THAT COMMENT AND I HAD MY CROWNING MOMENT TO SLIP IT IN AND ENJOY MY 1 SECOND OF ENJOYMENT WHILE I SIT HERE WORKING!!1!111!!1
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I'm sensing some white knighting going on here.
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I cannot say it any more accurately or succinctly than this.
That story makes me feel a bit uneasy. It's more because it seems she lacks self-respect than anything else though. Potentially jeopardising your future for a few quid isn't a smart move and there's a good chance she might change her views and regret it further down the line.
Who she bangs is her business but do we really need to read about it?
Who she bangs is her business but do we really need to read about it?
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Its not just three times a week though is it?
If that was the case, id suggest most women in a healthy relationship would be hanging like 'sleeve of wizard'. You don't get the title of Britain's horniest student from having sex three times a week. Yup, comp science uni, those poor guys get sucked into it by thinking that she likes them, then she casts them off into the depths! ^^
Basically... this!
Three different men a week doesn't mean sex three times a week
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[FnG]magnolia;25310605 said:
I have no sex life to evaluate, however next best thing I guess sit here and admire my right hand. Along with enjoying some GD commentary.
oh FFS just get a girlfriend will you and stop talking such BS, multiple quickies with a lubricated condom and she's barely going to notice. If we were talking hour long sessions all week then maybe she might get a little sore, but that's it.
This fantasy of "destroying" a vagina is just that, a fantasy
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Oh god i'm in tears, the analogies are just..... flawless.
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Lysander is married.
Make of that what you will.
Make of that what you will.
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Guess you've never come across herpes, good luck thinking a condom will protect you. And herpes along with aids is one of worst ones to get. Why? both can't be cured.
Enjoy your shaft turning into world war 1 when you get a breakout every month or 2 for rest of your life.
oh FFS just get a girlfriend will you and stop talking such BS, multiple quickies with a lubricated condom and she's barely going to notice. If we were talking hour long sessions all week then maybe she might get a little sore, but that's it.
This fantasy of "destroying" a vagina is just that, a fantasy
Are you seriously telling me you don't think her clamshell looks like Roland Rat after a heavy night out?
I can't even begin to imagine the state of it.
Must say, it is a pretty good one - Possibly my favourite of the thread!
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You must stop, i'm getting asked why i'm sniggering!
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I imagine it will look comparable to your good* womans, if she is lucky enough to have sex three times a week.
I know that you're only posting in this thread so that you can turf out the lines you've stolen from Viz so please, let's have another one. Maybe I can even guess it before you post it, eh!