ideas - ice breaker / game for 70 people?

pitchfork · 22 Nov 2013 at 14:09

Lopéz said:
I bet they're gutted.

Well they are if they want me to play ball.

I like to rip holes in other peoples ideas and concepts at the best of times, but if I actively dislike them then they should really brace for the deluge.

Which, if you're some *****ish consultant (which teambuilding types often are) or HR nobber, it isn't really going to help you do your job.

MooMoo444 · 22 Nov 2013 at 14:32

pitchfork said:
Well they are if they want me to play ball.

I like to rip holes in other peoples ideas and concepts at the best of times, but if I actively dislike them then they should really brace for the deluge.

Which, if you're some *****ish consultant (which teambuilding types often are) or HR nobber, it isn't really going to help you do your job.

Picked last for the football team were you?

No1newts · 22 Nov 2013 at 14:42

Get naked, get sexy, get std, get to the clinic

pitchfork · 22 Nov 2013 at 15:07

MooMoo444 said:
Picked last for the football team were you?

No, I never played football, didn't care for it, just left my kit at home weeks we played football.

I was always picked first for rugby though, proper sport is rugby.

Diesel · 22 Nov 2013 at 15:11

pitchfork said:
I was always picked first for rugby though, proper sport is rugby.

Rugby, the sport for fat kids who are **** at football.

pitchfork · 22 Nov 2013 at 15:16

Diesel said:
Rugby, the sport for fat kids who are **** at football.

Why yes, you just deduced that incredibly obvious thing from my post.

Not many footballers out there who aren't total pansies mind you, rather be good at rugby than good at football. Footballers are just merch figureheads nowadays.

MooMoo444 · 22 Nov 2013 at 15:17

Narj said:
Might have to be soggy pizza, not soggy biscuit with 70+ people.

Domino's pizzas are already salty enough imo.

pitchfork · 22 Nov 2013 at 15:19

MooMoo444 said:
Domino's pizzas are already salty enough imo.

Nothing wrong with a bit of creamy herb dip

EDIT: Hold on lads, I've had a brilliant idea.

Buy a huge chunk of ice and some sledgehammers, get people to take turns smashing it trying to get the biggest chunk.

elrasho · 22 Nov 2013 at 17:17

human centipede

MooMoo444 · 22 Nov 2013 at 17:26

elrasho said:
human centipede

We tried this last year. The whole event left a bad taste in my mouth.

Narj · 22 Nov 2013 at 17:27

MooMoo444 said:
We tried this last year. The whole event left a bad taste in my mouth.

Not the kind of ATM you really want to indulge in.

Participant · 22 Nov 2013 at 18:16

pitchfork said:
Well they are if they want me to play ball.

What makes you think they want you to play ball? I'd want you to just shut up and sit in the corner sulking tbh.

Antony101 · 22 Nov 2013 at 19:50

When I had to do a team building thing for my apprenticeship interview we all played bulldog in a lake with kayaks, my god that was fun.

Soggy Asian women seems to be pretty popular online atm? Most offices have an Asian women spare.

Lopéz · 22 Nov 2013 at 21:58

Participant said:
What makes you think they want you to play ball? I'd want you to just shut up and sit in the corner sulking tbh.

I'd want him out of my session. See ya!