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TrixiBuG · 22 Nov 2013 at 15:51

So i am bored at work...no work to do...wonder if I could go home...

cyber69 · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:01

Go for a combat fap

Theophany · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:04

Scrawl your name on the wall in lipstick and go home. Monday's another week.

Narj · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:05

My cat's breath smells of cat food.

Theophany · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:06

Narj said:
My cat's breath smells of cat food.

You should make him brush more often. You don't want him getting cavities.

MikeTheNative · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:07

I don't own a cat, but Listerine in its water bowl may work.

Gogl · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:08

Narj said:
My cat's breath smells of cat food.

You should train it to lick its butt more, then you wouldn't have to put up with the smell of cat food.

Can a cat lick its own arse? Or am I just projecting my wishful thinking?

Narj · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:13

Gogl said:
You should train it to lick its butt more, then you wouldn't have to put up with the smell of cat food.

Can a cat lick its own arse? Or am I just projecting my wishful thinking?

Not sure but if us blokes could lick our nether regions, we'd probably never leave the house.

Deceptor · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:22

Gogl said:
You should train it to lick its butt more, then you wouldn't have to put up with the smell of cat food.

Can a cat lick its own arse? Or am I just projecting my wishful thinking?

Yes a cat can, mine does so both shockingly easy and frequent. On the smelly breath note, my cat literally pulls a face and cringes at anything minty and will open up an assault on you if it cannot escape

Gogl · 22 Nov 2013 at 16:27

Narj said:
Not sure but if us blokes could lick our nether regions, we'd probably never leave the house.

Deceptor said:
Yes a cat can, mine does so both shockingly easy and frequent.

Cat is moving up the reincarnation list.

Deceptor said:
On the smelly breath note, my cat literally pulls a face and cringes at anything minty and will open up an assault on you if it cannot escape

Brush his arse with some minty fresh toothpaste, that'll learn him.

I was simply going to say "Brush his arse" and no more, but I didn't want to be accused of promoting bestiality.