Man of Honour
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Long version.
My Mum found a wallet while out with her mate and left it to me to get it to the Police or return it.
I rang the Police to give the blokes name Dr T***** M******* and I even had an address but couldn't get there and stupidly asked if the Police could call for it.
Basically bring it in or wait for a phone call from the Doctor.
I then rang Barclays Bank and eventually got to talk to a real person who took my details and phone number and said they would contact the Doctor.
About 16:40 he rang me so I told him not to worry and he doesn't need to cancel his cards etc but don't come yet because of football traffic.
He never came so I thought nothing of it until the Police woke me up at 9am this morning and inferred I had stolen it
I pointed to it on the table and reminded them that I had made 2 phone calls to Longton Police Station - the first time with my Mums details because she had found it and then the second time when I took it home because I didn't want people bothering her (79 with a 24/7 oxygen cylinder in tow).
I told them I had spoken to Dr M and he was going to come down and get it.
They rang back to base to confirm my two telephone calls and just said there's obviously been a mistake and went
I'm sitting here wanting to ring the Doctor and pull him apart or at least tomorrow email him from my works address asking him why he rang the Police (we work at the same place).
Short version
Accused of knicking a wallet.
My Mum found a wallet while out with her mate and left it to me to get it to the Police or return it.
I rang the Police to give the blokes name Dr T***** M******* and I even had an address but couldn't get there and stupidly asked if the Police could call for it.
Basically bring it in or wait for a phone call from the Doctor.
I then rang Barclays Bank and eventually got to talk to a real person who took my details and phone number and said they would contact the Doctor.
About 16:40 he rang me so I told him not to worry and he doesn't need to cancel his cards etc but don't come yet because of football traffic.
He never came so I thought nothing of it until the Police woke me up at 9am this morning and inferred I had stolen it

I pointed to it on the table and reminded them that I had made 2 phone calls to Longton Police Station - the first time with my Mums details because she had found it and then the second time when I took it home because I didn't want people bothering her (79 with a 24/7 oxygen cylinder in tow).
I told them I had spoken to Dr M and he was going to come down and get it.
They rang back to base to confirm my two telephone calls and just said there's obviously been a mistake and went

I'm sitting here wanting to ring the Doctor and pull him apart or at least tomorrow email him from my works address asking him why he rang the Police (we work at the same place).
Short version
Accused of knicking a wallet.