Drunkest moment in 4 words or less

TheMightyTen · 30 Sep 2013 at 15:15

Not King of Everything

Davey_Pitch · 30 Sep 2013 at 15:24

Couldn't walk through doorway.

Yes, it was open.

NathWraith · 30 Sep 2013 at 15:25

derby mosh uni ****

K.C. Leblanc · 30 Sep 2013 at 15:42

asleep outside 99p stores

Deleted member 66701 · 30 Sep 2013 at 17:45

Tequilla bottle clothes pegs.

Absomalutely · 30 Sep 2013 at 18:33

Six Stellas, friend's mum

jumpy · 30 Sep 2013 at 18:38

I hate your face

Andr3w · 30 Sep 2013 at 19:46

Absomalutely said:
Six Stellas, friend's mum

winner

Hamster · 1 Dec 2013 at 17:28

woke up inside rug

mazroy · 1 Dec 2013 at 17:32

proposed to girlfriend.....****!

Lashout_UK · 1 Dec 2013 at 17:32

Ran into brick pillar

Fuzz · 1 Dec 2013 at 17:32

woke up in puke

{SAS}TB · 1 Dec 2013 at 18:50

Battered a friend, allegedly

Dup · 1 Dec 2013 at 18:56

2 hours facial surgery

marc2003 · 1 Dec 2013 at 18:57

concussion ambulance emptied bladder

Biohazard · 1 Dec 2013 at 18:59

Lashout_UK said:
Ran into brick pillar

I've done that sober

Theophany · 1 Dec 2013 at 19:05

mazroy said:
proposed to girlfriend.....****!

pgi947 · 1 Dec 2013 at 19:07

Kebab shop stairs, fall.

alex20000 · 1 Dec 2013 at 19:08

mazroy said:
proposed to girlfriend.....****!

wndsr · 1 Dec 2013 at 19:08

Vomit bath, iPhone lost.