I've said it before and I'll say it again
Mary was cheating on Joseph. She had an affair and told Joseph she was a virgin and that a star in space magically gave her a baby
Not sure if Joseph was a bit simple, or drunk, but he went with it. Unless he found out Mary was cheating and was too embarrassed to tell his friends. What kind of friends would believe that story though?
To be honest, I don't know why Mary even came up with that story, why didn't she just tell Joseph he was the father. God knows! eh, haha....pun not intended. Unless in those days having a magic baby gets you frankeinstein, gold and merrrrrrr
I really don't know how a Virgin gets pregnant....HOW? magic? really?
The only thing...and I mean the only thing where all this could make sense is Aliens. They may have the technology to beam sperm into a woman (not much fun though). That would make sense, as the star could be the light on the spaceship. Aliens could have set the entire thing up from the start. Think about it. If jesus came from alien sperm, he may have had the ability to turn water into wine, and feed 5,000 people on a single loaf of bread. I thought about the whole crouton thing, and I don't think a loaf of bread could even make enough croutons for 5,000 people