Killing a day with a baby in Northampton

gord · 8 Dec 2013 at 22:56

vincent1989 said:
The most dull town in the world, there is nothing to do for 60 minutes let alone 6 hours

If you're not a rugby fan I can see how that applies.

robgmun · 8 Dec 2013 at 23:20

'Harry said:
Strip club.

The baby would probably think it was a milk bar

Rozzy85 · 8 Dec 2013 at 23:21

It's not that bad. It's just like every other dull town in the UK. It has the great British touch with a run down high street, football/rugby fans and grim 1960s architecture.

'Harry · 8 Dec 2013 at 23:30

Rozzy85 said:
It's not that bad. It's just like every other dull town in the UK. It has the great British touch with a run down high street, football/rugby fans and grim 1960s architecture.

You should go to Plymouth. It's grey, run down, miserable, dead high street and every 2nd person is a 20something with designer clobber and hours on the bicep curls....it makes Somalia look appealing.

wez130 · 9 Dec 2013 at 00:04

i went to Northampton once.

Never again!

Rybo89 · 9 Dec 2013 at 00:11

Have a staring contest with your baby.

areksnumbr1sxylady · 9 Dec 2013 at 00:12

robgmun said:
The baby would probably think it was a milk bar

austinpowers · 9 Dec 2013 at 02:33

Worst ever "I have a baby what should i do"

But really, why not walk him around in the pushchair , they tend to fall asleep easily only waking up when you stop pushing (well my daughter did) so a long walk wrapped up, more the baby than you!!

Or maybe drive loads or the Grosvenor mall? Indoors, so warm enough, i don't cover that mall, so that's about all i have....

What's his name?

Also i read this thread title as " killing a baby in a day in Northampton" :eek:

UTmaniac · 9 Dec 2013 at 06:04

Has the baby been shaped into a sharp object and have you found the vital organ location of each day?

Scuzi · 9 Dec 2013 at 06:20

UTmaniac said:
Has the baby been shaped into a sharp object and have you found the vital organ location of each day?

By the sounds of it, a day Northampton is soulless and cannot be killed unless I go on a quest for jewels and accoutrements in House of Fraser.

austinpowers said:
Or maybe drive loads or the Grosvenor mall? Indoors, so warm enough, i don't cover that mall, so that's about all i have....

Hmm... a House of Fraser. That's xmas shopping sorted!

craptakular · 9 Dec 2013 at 06:51

Why don't you let the wife drive herself to Northampton and you mind the child at home? This would be 100% easier.

Sankari · 9 Dec 2013 at 07:35

Castiel said:
Damn, I read that as Killing a Baby a Day in Northampton.

That was last Thursday, you missed it.

bcjames · 9 Dec 2013 at 08:39

austinpowers said:
But really, why not walk him around in the pushchair , they tend to fall asleep easily only waking up when you stop pushing (well my daughter did) so a long walk wrapped up, more the baby than you!!

Abington Park is nice to walk around, and quite big too. It's got a duck pond, a coffee shop and an avery, oh and a leather museum! But it's a pleasant place to be, all be it outdoors in december.

Haggisman · 9 Dec 2013 at 08:55

cainer said:
maybe kick about for a while or smth?? i think your a bit strange though tbh :/

Castiel said:
Damn, I read that as Killing a Baby a Day in Northampton.

I'm really glad I'm not the only one!

sbi5ar · 9 Dec 2013 at 09:25

Participant said:
Gatecrash her conference?

Your cute 1yo will attract the bored conference attendees like nothing else. Whatever happens is no more than you are due after being good enough to drive her there and hang around for so long.

I've been to conferences where people have taken babies (babies were no way on the agenda! I do microbiology) so it is not out side the realms of possibility!

jon86 · 9 Dec 2013 at 09:57

craptakular said:
Why don't you let the wife drive herself to Northampton and you mind the child at home? This would be 100% easier.

I think so too.

Xire · 9 Dec 2013 at 10:55

I have some servers that need rebuilding at Northampton general if you are interested?

Nitefly · 9 Dec 2013 at 11:40

You'll kill the baby with a day in Northampton I assure you.

pitchfork · 9 Dec 2013 at 11:41

Throw it hard?

Oh kill a Day with a baby, I thought, never mind.

mehuk · 9 Dec 2013 at 13:16

The only team iirc that have won consecutive promotions from Division 4 to Division 1 and then get relegated straight back consecutively in English football. Something like that anyhow, its a record for the quickest climb and fall, all in 1 decade to iirc.

So do some research on that. Then write an essay for us, encapsulating each season and maybe having stats etc to spice it up. Images also if you can find them.

EDIT - Double checked, not fully consecutive but in the space of 9 seasons - here; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Northampton_Town_F.C._seasons