Are you a Psychopath?

[TheBDog]

You'd really be better off dining on someone with a bit of intelligence

I'm coming for you Stephen Hawking

don't forget the fava beans and a nice chianti, well they go well with liver at least.

I prefer a good merlot myself but it's all a matter of taste Makes the zombie lifestyle suddenly more appealing.

 

[PapaLazaru]

Your score = 64%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

 

[antijoke]

Your
score 30%

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

 

[C.R.A.Z.Y]

I doubt very much that anyone here is actually a true psychopath (though some would probably like to think they were)
Sociopaths on the other hand this place is rife of

 

[Father Ted]

27% - I'm off to stroke some fluffy kittens, and help some little old ladies across the road...

 

[Upgrade]

Reading all the replies, it seems like I have the lowest score... I got 15%.

You're all a bunch of psychopaths!

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

27% here too!

You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

Pretty accurate though it makes me sound a bit like a doormat.

 

[Jegethy]

YOUR
SCORE 64%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

 

[megakid]

52%. Nice and balanced

 

[IrishChr1s]

42% - I thought it would have been lower, but while I'm very empathetic, I can also be a right **** to people who deserve it.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

52%. Nice and balanced

Only 52% of you is a psycho, good job!

 

[dacads]

Had enough of these tests with job applications

 

[Footyslayer]

79%

You can play hardball with the best of them! You know what you want and are not afraid to go for it – even if it means bending the rules occasionally and putting a few noses out of joint on the way. Nothing fazes you. You are decisive, self-confident and pretty much up for anything. You are a ‘means-to-an-end’ person. For you, it’s not necessarily a matter of right or wrong, but of what gets the job done. ‘Bring it on’ is your mantra, but to help those around you keep their heads, you should learn some tricks to help you temper your self-satisfying tendencies...

Errrrrr

 

[anything I don't mind]

Your
score 48%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Wrong! I am 100% psycho... yah!! *bangs hand on desk*

 

[Imy]

33% - disappointing.

 

[Lokai]

YOUR
SCORE 27%
You are warm and empathic with a heightened awareness of social responsibility and a strong sense of conscience. You like to carefully weigh up the pros and cons of a situation before you act and are generally averse to taking risks. You are very much a ‘people person’ and dislike conflict. ‘Do unto others…’ are your watchwords. But, although you avoid hurting others, those residing at the higher end of the psychopathic spectrum might not be as considerate, so stay vigilant to avoid being hurt unnecessarily.

 

[Sliver]

67%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

To be fair, I did sugar coat some of my answers. I'm probably closer to 80%.

 

[Lunatic Dreyfus]

27% - I hide it well.

It's probably been said somewhere in this thread, but I think our OP could have saved himself a load of time and just visited Motors...

It's full of them.

 

[Mark A]

64%

 

[mrk]

Your
score 39%

Though your conscience is in the right place you also have a pragmatic streak and generally aren’t afraid to do your own dirty work! You’re no shrinking violet - but no daredevil either. You generally have little trouble seeing things from another person’s perspective but, at the same time, are no pushover. ‘Everything in moderation – including moderation’ might sum up your approach to life.

Right, time for a killing spree?