Bloke uses our road as a Car Park

AJK · 12 Dec 2013 at 11:55

wndzr said:
There is one bloke (or woman - I don't know) who parks their car on our road on Monday and doesn't return until late on Thursday. [...] I totally appreciate it's entirely legal, but it's extremely annoying for the people who live across the way. It annoys me too and it's not even parked in front of my house!

So, it's not blocking anybody's drive or causing any kind of obstruction, the alarm isn't going off and causing a disturbance, it's not been abandoned... what exactly is the problem? Perhaps you're just very easily annoyed?

Thompson_NCL said:
If it means I don't have some **** parking his car outside my home four days a week for months on end, then I can live with that.

Do you have anger issues?

Peerzy · 12 Dec 2013 at 11:55

Thompson_NCL said:
If it means I don't have some **** parking his car outside my home four days a week for months on end, then I can live with that.

So someone who is doing nothing illegal should have his / her property damaged because you don't like it?

Locky · 12 Dec 2013 at 11:58

pepsilol said:
Go work harder and buy a house with a private drive

What a moronic post, if it's that easy heh?

Kenai · 12 Dec 2013 at 11:59

Thompson_NCL said:
If it means I don't have some **** parking his car outside my home four days a week for months on end, then I can live with that.

Probably easier for you to just buy penis enlargement pills off eBay.

MooMoo444 · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:03

Construct a lifesize doll of Madeleine Mcann and erect her in the back seat, looking worried. The police will tow the car away.

Janesy B · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:04

Ridiculous.

Basher · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:06

Thompson_NCL said:
If it means I don't have some **** parking his car outside my home four days a week for months on end, then I can live with that.

Someone parking on a road. Whatever next?

Cosimo · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:08

Django x2 said:
Most people would be glad of a BMW Touring improving the image of their street.

arknor · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:08

MooMoo444 said:
Construct a lifesize doll of Madeleine Mcann and erect her in the back seat, looking worried. The police will tow the car away.

or just stick a jimmy savvile fan club sticker on the rear of his car and get 2 of those joke hands that make it look like someone is in the boot

Amos91 · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:10

Offer to look after his car for a small fee by parking on your drive

Locky · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:10

Django x2 said:
Most people would be glad of a BMW Touring improving the image of their street.

I wouldn't want such poverty parking on my street

PlacidCasual · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:11

The sanctimonious squad is out in force today.

You are not a ****er for thinking about keying a car. You are not a ****er for even discussing it. You would only be a ****er if you actually keyed his car.

It would be nice if the hypocritical thought police could bear this in mind.

Twirlywoos · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:16

Surely your street should be residential parking only? Complain to the council and persuade your neighbours/street to do the same also. I wouldn't stand for that ****. But since you know when the owner returns have the local scrote steal the car. I'm being serious.

Locky · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:16

It's obvious hes inconvenienced you and your neighbor, so both of you park 10mm from his bumper either side and refuse to move them, you've inconvenience him.

Leprechaun312 · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:18

You could take his wheels off and the put the car on cinder blocks

Edit: and leave the 4 wheels in a pile beside his car

Schlong&Stable · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:19

Basher said:
Someone parking on a road. Whatever next?

In a residential street, outside someone else's house, inconveniencing the people who live there on a regular basis.

So someone who is doing nothing illegal should have his / her property damaged because you don't like it?

If someone is being selfish and inconsiderate, then I don't feel obliged to care much about their property.

Do you have anger issues?

Not that I am aware of.

Probably easier for you to just buy penis enlargement pills off eBay.

Actually, slashing tyres would be easier!

Tute · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:19

He has as much right to park there as you do, assuming he pays his road tax.

If you don't like it, wait until he goes home then move your car out and park it there.

Vandalising it is well out of order though.

Locky · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:22

Tute said:
Vandalizing it is well out of order though.

Indeed, nothing worse finding your car has been keyed or damaged.

Yaayuh! · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:22

You're lucky its a nice car and isn't a large rusted white transit instead.

mrk · 12 Dec 2013 at 12:23

PlacidCasual said:
The sanctimonious squad is out in force today.

You are not a ****er for thinking about keying a car. You are not a ****er for even discussing it. You would only be a ****er if you actually keyed his car.

It would be nice if the hypocritical thought police could bear this in mind.

Not quite so black and white. Context needs to be understood. From Op's (and others) posts it's pretty clear that if they knew they could get away with it then they most certainly would damage the 5 or cause the owner a lot of aggravation.

That in itself makes them "****"s.

People park on my street right next to the dropped curb for the driveway which means when I leave it's hard to see cars coming from either side.

I don't complain about it just because something is a little more difficult though, I just exit with more caution and get on with my day? It's a public road, park where you like... within legal reasons.