Caporegime
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- 29 Aug 2007
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When I was 3 years old my best friend was a girl. I spent all day with her and we used to kiss in the pram. Looking back, I suppose these were our glory days; days spent poo-ing and vomiting together, crying for no real reason, and attracting the coos of wide eyed simpleton adults. But we took all this in our stride because we were in love and it was beautiful.
One day at play school we were playing with bricks with the teacher and the game was boring me, and then she looked at me and smiled - the teacher, that is - so I grabbed her and kissed her. It was amazing, I had no concept that she might reject it or anything, no hesitation, it was just natural to me that if she smiled then I should kiss her. Anyway I got sent to the naughty corner for doing it by the teacher and I started crying. My 3 year old girlfriend was devastated.
She left and moved to Ireland when I was 4 and I saw her again when I was 11 or something but I didnt speak to her. She left me with her goldfish that I looked after until I was 16. So in my room I always had a reminder of her and I only infrequently still talk to it.
I am certain this experience has ruined my love life now as an adult. Its like I'm in search of an identical replacement for her and am considering moving into student accommodation so I can wife someone, anyone really. I just want to love again like I did when I was three years old.
One day at play school we were playing with bricks with the teacher and the game was boring me, and then she looked at me and smiled - the teacher, that is - so I grabbed her and kissed her. It was amazing, I had no concept that she might reject it or anything, no hesitation, it was just natural to me that if she smiled then I should kiss her. Anyway I got sent to the naughty corner for doing it by the teacher and I started crying. My 3 year old girlfriend was devastated.
She left and moved to Ireland when I was 4 and I saw her again when I was 11 or something but I didnt speak to her. She left me with her goldfish that I looked after until I was 16. So in my room I always had a reminder of her and I only infrequently still talk to it.
I am certain this experience has ruined my love life now as an adult. Its like I'm in search of an identical replacement for her and am considering moving into student accommodation so I can wife someone, anyone really. I just want to love again like I did when I was three years old.



