Would you be incarcerated for ten years if you could earn £100,000 per year afterwards?

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Half-swiped from somewhere else. Here are the conditions:

- For ten years you will be incarcerated in a modern, comfortable room which will act as a 'cell'. The size of your room is whatever size your main bedroom is at home. After ten years you will emerge to a guaranteed yearly salary of £100,000.
- You have access to a hot and cold shower, but your ambient room temperature can only be selected as either 12.5C or 35C.
- Clothes and laundry are done weekly for you.
- You have a choice of fast food or gourmet food. If you choose fast food, all room cleaning and pest control is done for you. If you choose gourmet, all cleaning must be done by you, as well as pest eradication. Alcohol is provided one evening only.
- You have day access to a music room with three instruments and a library of all records ever recorded within the decade of your choice.
- You have day access to a library of literature with all books and periodicals published within the decade of your choice.
- You have day access to a gym with all the latest cardio and strength equipment. No spotters.
- You have evening access to a home cinema system with all films ever made within the decade of your choice.
- Your room contains one television, black and white and only receives 4 channels.
- Your room contains one Pentium 4 computer and a 56k internet connection.
- You have access to the female of your choice, but for one hour and for only twenty times during your incarceration.
- After ten years you will have your guaranteed salary of £100,000, however, everyone you have ever known will have forgotten about you and you will never be able to contact them.

So, is it worth it? I'm tempted.
 
Other than the utterly bizarre temperature options, I'd probably consider it :p

Although - this guaranteed salary, do you have to go to work for it, or do you get paid it regardless of what you do?
 
Haggisman said:
Other than the utterly bizarre temperature options, I'd probably consider it :p

Although - this guaranteed salary, do you have to go to work for it, or do you get paid it regardless of what you do?
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You'll end up doing the laundry etc and still living there :D
wage 100,000 North Korean won ;)

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Haggisman said:
Other than the utterly bizarre temperature options, I'd probably consider it :p

Although - this guaranteed salary, do you have to go to work for it, or do you get paid it regardless of what you do?
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You get paid regardless.

Haggisman said:
It's still better than when you're married ;)

Does it have to be the same female each time?
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No.
 
Actually yeh, do you have to work for this salary or do you just get £100,000 a year for the rest of your life for doing nothing?
 
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