Prosthetic leg mistaken for paedophile!!

413x · 17 Dec 2013 at 21:10

This isnt even a daily mail link!

seems a bunch of kids were evacuated (lol at evacuated) from a swimming pool due to the teachers mistaking a prosthetic leg for a peeping percy!!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...etic-leg-mistaken-for-paedophile-9010525.html

ElliorR · 17 Dec 2013 at 21:52

Easy mistake to make, I once mistook someones arm for the Leicester Forest East Services.

Skeeter · 17 Dec 2013 at 21:55

I love the fact that none of their "policies" involved going and seeing who it was or what they were doing!

Redz · 17 Dec 2013 at 21:56

And the education of future generations is in these peoples hands.

d_brennen · 17 Dec 2013 at 21:59

So leg poking out of cubicle is worthy of a peado alert, but not to check if the occupant is in trouble?

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Scuzi · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:07

Pull the other leg! I can't believe they all legged it. At least the old guy's leg got one over on them. This escapade will cost the school an arm and a leg in terms of their reputation - it's already on it's last legs. The teachers will have their tail between their legs. I mean, who gave these retards a leg up into such a profession? They don't have a leg to stand on.
They'll have to shake a leg if they want to save any face.

Redz said:
And the education of future generations is in these peoples hands.

I look at some of the people I went to school with who are now teachers and I cannot help but worry about the next generation.

Mr Joshua · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:12

Skeeter said:
I love the fact that none of their "policies" involved going and seeing who it was or what they were doing!

Seems like their policy is to panic and overreact.

asim18 · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:21

How stupid are adults these days? Surely if it were a peadophile the leg would have been jerking around. Why would one go to the trouble of poking his leg out and then just do nothing else? Makes no logical sense.

And what's more weird is when we used to go swimming in school they used to show us men's penises in the changing rooms all the time!? Well not actively "show" them, but they were just hanging there at head height.

Scuzi · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:25

asim18 said:
How stupid are adults these days? Surely if it were a peadophile the leg would have been jerking around. Why would one go to the trouble of poking his leg out and then just do nothing else? Makes no logical sense.

And what's more weird is when we used to go swimming in school they used to show us men's penises in the changing rooms all the time!? Well not actively "show" them, but they were just hanging there at head height.

The article said the leg belonged to a disabled man. Maybe the teachers thought he had that disease where you become temporarily paralysed when very excited or aroused?

Was it in such a scenario that you were inspired to bleach your penis?

asim18 · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:33

Scuzi said:
Was it in such a scenario that you were inspired to bleach your penis?

Well not specifically, but every penis I've seen helped reinforce my suspicion that my own penis is too dark in relation to the rest of my body.

nick.lidgett · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:50

The prostetic leg was a ploy the pedo was watching 60 naked kids running out of the changing rooms

Fulax · 17 Dec 2013 at 22:53

d_brennen said:
So leg poking out of cubicle is worthy of a peado alert, but not to check if the occupant is in trouble?

idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg

starfighter · 17 Dec 2013 at 23:34

It's like a sketch from Brasseye. Paedogeddon.

cypto · 18 Dec 2013 at 00:05

^ thought exactly the same thing. "and here we have a pedophile dressed as a school..."

Lakeland · 18 Dec 2013 at 00:09

Redz said:
And the education of future generations is in these peoples hands.

Policy is usually dictated by local government or if it's an academy it is sometimes done by consultants and teachers would simply be carrying out 'policy'.

Fenris · 18 Dec 2013 at 01:12

To be honest, the fault isn't with the adults/teachers in question, it's with the culture we have developed that punishes people for doing anything that doesn't conform to "policy".

People won't leave it's shield for fear of being prosecuted by some **** who thinks they deserve compensation or just wants to see someone get the stick.

Mr Badger · 18 Dec 2013 at 01:15

Scuzi said:
Pull the other leg! I can't believe they all legged it. At least the old guy's leg got one over on them. This escapade will cost the school an arm and a leg in terms of their reputation - it's already on it's last legs. The teachers will have their tail between their legs. I mean, who gave these retards a leg up into such a profession? They don't have a leg to stand on.
They'll have to shake a leg if they want to save any face.

I look at some of the people I went to school with who are now teachers and I cannot help but worry about the next generation.

Is your affinity with the word "leg" what first attracted you to this thread?

Sankari · 18 Dec 2013 at 01:26

Easy mistake to make. People once mistook the England cricket team for a cricket team.

Neil79 · 18 Dec 2013 at 01:30

asim18 said:
And what's more weird is when we used to go swimming in school they used to show us men's penises in the changing rooms all the time!?

asim18 · 18 Dec 2013 at 03:19

Neil79 said:

I guess "show us" was hyperbole. But I sure have seen a penis or two on a few occasions when going swimming with school.