Incontrovertible proof there IS a God!!!

Castiel · 18 Dec 2013 at 21:57

Justin Beiber announces his retirement after the release of his latest Album...

In an announcement that no doubt caused rivers of teenage girls' tears across the world, the 19-year-old star has revealed he is taking a step back from the music industry when his new album, Journals, is released next week, and it could be permanent.

But, there always a but!!!

But before Beliebers everywhere despair, a source close to Justin told TMZ the 19-year-old was just joking and has no plans to permanently hang up his microphone.

Alas, what he giveth with one hand, he taketh away with the other....shucks!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...oogle_news_rss_feed&google_editors_picks=true

Steve2000 · 18 Dec 2013 at 21:58

Of course he was joking. How can he quit music if he never started in the first place?

estebanrey · 18 Dec 2013 at 21:59

You've got to quit the music industry in order to have that mega-money spinning "come back"

Narj · 18 Dec 2013 at 21:59

Can someone explain what the hell is going on with those trousers he's wearing? :confused:

elmarko · 18 Dec 2013 at 21:59

Castiel said:
Justin Beiber announces his retirement after the release of his latest Album...

But, there always a but!!!

Alas, what he giveth with one hand, he taketh away with the other....shucks!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...oogle_news_rss_feed&google_editors_picks=true

Steve2000 said:
Of course he was joking. How can he quit music if he never started in the first place?

Just excellent.

Castiel · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:01

Narj said:
Can someone explain what the hell is going on with those trousers he's wearing?

Trousers!!! you actually read that far???

Oh yeah..wtf!!!

bloodiedathame · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:01

I was worried for a second there. Then I saw the word Bieber and slit my wrists.

Castiel · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:03

Lol..one of the comments:

Poltroon, Letchworth, United Kingdom, 1 hour ago
THANK YOU, GOD! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! My days as an atheist are at an end...

All you have to do to convert the rest of the world to theism is convince Justin Beiber to really quit...Get Kedge and Wheats777777 on the case.

bloodiedathame · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:09

Get him to quit, thats a bit tame...

Watch him explode like a Spinal Tap drummer and his memory erased from all humanity then maybe.

leaskovski · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:17

Never say never. F....... T.......

twist3d0n3 · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:23

surely this means his acting career will start :mad:

Akagi · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:28

Read the thread title, thought "oh no, not another one..."

4T5 · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:30

The existence of Beiber is proof that there is a Devil ******** with all our heads.

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Dec 2013 at 22:35

Like the saying that there are many gods but only one true God, there are many justins but only one true Justin.

Liampope · 18 Dec 2013 at 23:42

19???!! wtf I thought he was 12 or something!

Leprechaun312 · 18 Dec 2013 at 23:44

....Then why did he say it in the first place???? must have been on his period or something

bloodiedathame · 18 Dec 2013 at 23:46

I'd pay him to stay the **** out of earshot.

SeraphX · 19 Dec 2013 at 00:10

You have to do something before you can actually 'retire' surely?

Leprechaun312 · 19 Dec 2013 at 00:12

SeraphX said:
You have to do something before you can actually 'retire' surely?

Freeman · 19 Dec 2013 at 00:16

This is just incontrovertible proof there ISN'T a God!!!