You mean teach.
No, I mean learn. Teaching is too much like hard work.

You mean teach.
Poo through their letter box. That'll learn 'em.
Likewise, and no you clearly didn't.eh I am a caring 2 rescue cat owner and tried everything.
oh dear...As for the little girl, hopefully she will look after the next one better.
Should treat them like railway workers and spray them with faeces.
Likewise, and no you clearly didn't.
oh dear...
Don't even mention that, the cat I "disposed" of constantly left that around our house. The smell was awful.
Maybe I should have throttled it.
Why thank you. Neighbours should respect other neighbours and not shut a dog outside whilst it yaps 24/7 or let their cats run riot. The ***** were asleep upstairs at 6:30 with the dog yapping away outside when I left for work this morning. Complete *****, I love dogs and that is not right.
Why should I have to put up with it ?
The faeces?
<backs away slowly whilst maintaining eye contact>
Oh I know, never mind eh? Just put up with it and bare that throbbing vein. Christmas around the corner and all...
Happy times...
That is until the needles fall off the tree, you set fire to it, you teach that tree a lesson for making you hoover 3 times a week instead of once a fortnight. Tree blazing, Kids wailing, presents ruined and on top of it all, it goes up the curtains, catches your house alight.
A smoldering mess, you go punch the dude that sold you your tree. YOUR FAULT MY DAMN HOUSE BURNT DOWN DUDE!! THE NEEDLES DONT HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR MY POSTCODE!! On one knee punching his bloodied frozen face into the snow.
End up in prison for GBH with intent...
That ******** dog.
Try closing the catflap at night? Or any one of a zillion other obvious ideas.You try living with it and then come back and comment.
you need therapy. Do you have voices ?
offer to take it for walks, then take it for a long walk on a short pier
No, just dogs barking. It drives me mad.
This thread has great potential.
Steal the dog when they are out, keep it someplace safe, then put it back after 48 hours, if they give a carp about it then they won't leave it outside in future.
How can I keep a small yapping dog quiet all day whilst I store it in the garage for a few days ?
edit, without killing it, I don't like to harm animals
So I caught the ****er and was going to kill it. But the wife persuaded me not to and I spared it's little life and dumped it 30 miles away on a farm ?
you need therapy. Do you have voices ?