Yapping dog next door

Why thank you. Neighbours should respect other neighbours and not shut a dog outside whilst it yaps 24/7 or let their cats run riot. The ***** were asleep upstairs at 6:30 with the dog yapping away outside when I left for work this morning. Complete *****, I love dogs and that is not right.


Why should I have to put up with it ?

Oh I know, never mind eh? Just put up with it and bare that throbbing vein. Christmas around the corner and all...

Happy times...

That is until the needles fall off the tree, you set fire to it, you teach that tree a lesson for making you hoover 3 times a week instead of once a fortnight. Tree blazing, Kids wailing, presents ruined and on top of it all, it goes up the curtains, catches your house alight.

A smoldering mess, you go punch the dude that sold you your tree. YOUR FAULT MY DAMN HOUSE BURNT DOWN DUDE!! THE NEEDLES DONT HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR MY POSTCODE!! On one knee punching his bloodied frozen face into the snow.

End up in prison for GBH with intent...

That ******** dog.
 
The faeces?

<backs away slowly whilst maintaining eye contact>

no spraying marking grounds.

So lets get this straight.

I had for 3 months a tomcat constantly getting into our house, fighting with our kittens (think about the kittens), spraying all over the place and we tried everything and I mean everything. Sprays, cat flaps, asking around etc.

So I caught the ****er and was going to kill it. But the wife persuaded me not to and I spared it's little life and dumped it 30 miles away on a farm ?

What is the problem ?

BTW the little girl was a right **** and deserved it when I found out whose it was
 
Oh I know, never mind eh? Just put up with it and bare that throbbing vein. Christmas around the corner and all...

Happy times...

That is until the needles fall off the tree, you set fire to it, you teach that tree a lesson for making you hoover 3 times a week instead of once a fortnight. Tree blazing, Kids wailing, presents ruined and on top of it all, it goes up the curtains, catches your house alight.

A smoldering mess, you go punch the dude that sold you your tree. YOUR FAULT MY DAMN HOUSE BURNT DOWN DUDE!! THE NEEDLES DONT HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR MY POSTCODE!! On one knee punching his bloodied frozen face into the snow.

End up in prison for GBH with intent...

That ******** dog.

you need therapy. Do you have voices ?
 
You try living with it and then come back and comment.
Try closing the catflap at night? Or any one of a zillion other obvious ideas.
Whatever the issue I'm never going to do something like that to someone else's pet.

FWIW I've also lived next door to a neurotic yappy dog. I talked to the owner, they kept it indoors. Amazing.
 
offer to take it for walks, then take it for a long walk on a short pier

Yeah my GSD can take it for a walk. At last 10 mins peace until the next car goes down the street.

Seems like the new neighbours are coming and going a lot moving in and out. Doesn't excuse leaving a dog outside yapping 24/7. Wonder if they will notice it missing ?
 
Steal the dog when they are out, keep it someplace safe, then put it back after 48 hours, if they give a carp about it then they won't leave it outside in future.
 
Steal the dog when they are out, keep it someplace safe, then put it back after 48 hours, if they give a carp about it then they won't leave it outside in future.

Now that is a very good idea.

Seriously, they are out all day.

How can I keep a small yapping dog quiet all day whilst I store it in the garage for a few days ?

edit, without killing it, I don't like to harm animals
 
You need to combine several of the previous suggestions: kidnap the dog, kill it with chocolate, eat it, and then poop it out through their letterbox. They'll get the message.
 
How can I keep a small yapping dog quiet all day whilst I store it in the garage for a few days ?

edit, without killing it, I don't like to harm animals

So I caught the ****er and was going to kill it. But the wife persuaded me not to and I spared it's little life and dumped it 30 miles away on a farm ?

you need therapy. Do you have voices ?

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