Yapping dog next door

Catanonia · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:15

Tom0 said:
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You been saving that for me, I am flattered

davieg · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:20

Catanonia said:
edit, without killing it, I don't like to harm animals

Noooo... You just like to kidnap cats and get upset because the kid across the road isnt pretty enough for your liking??? If she was a pretty kid would you have looked after her pussy rather than discarding it in a foreign land. Wonder how that would look on your street eh? You only allowing the nice looking children to have pets.. Awaiting the I think the bloke across the road is a bit of a Saville he keeps looking at my daughter funny and I think hes kidnapped her cat posts.

Mynight · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:26

I like this thread

Catanonia · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:31

davieg said:
Noooo... You just like to kidnap cats and get upset because the kid across the road isnt pretty enough for your liking??? If she was a pretty kid would you have looked after her pussy rather than discarding it in a foreign land. Wonder how that would look on your street eh? You only allowing the nice looking children to have pets.. Awaiting the I think the bloke across the road is a bit of a Saville he keeps looking at my daughter funny and I think hes kidnapped her cat posts.

I sense a windup. Kids need to learn young.

Mynight · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:34

Coal for christmas?

Serious note: Theres a citric spray they sell it pet stores releases a sweet odor on noise activation was about £15. Drives dogs crazy. Had a fair amount of success.

Catanonia · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:36

Mynight said:
Coal for christmas?

Serious note: Theres a citric spray they sell it pet stores releases a sweet odor on noise activation was about £15. Drives dogs crazy. Had a fair amount of success.

I want to shut it up, not drive it more nuts

Mynight · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:37

I think the point was lost there. Dog eventually relates barking to disgusting smell...

Catanonia · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:38

Mynight said:
I think the point was lost there. Dog eventually relates barking to disgusting smell...

Ah.

Mr Badger · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:39

davieg said:
If she was a pretty kid would you have looked after her pussy

You may wish to rephrase that... :eek:

Scuzi · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:39

Having given this predicament some thought, I have derived a solution. The dog is frustrated. Fix it.

Red rocket.

Stretch · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:47

A) Get a Rottweiler and leave a hole in the fence.

B) Accidentally lock it in an outdoor freezer.

C) Hang a mirror over the fence and watch it destroy itself.

Catanonia · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:49

Stretch said:
Get a Rottweiler and leave a hole in the fence.

Don't want my GSD putting down

batsy · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:53

Great bait thread

Did OP say he saved pics of an upset child to his pc? Seems to be edited now.

6/10.

Catanonia · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:59

batsy said:
Great bait thread

Did OP receive the file I sent him

6/10.

No I deleted it, not appropriate

Stretch · 19 Dec 2013 at 23:59

Catanonia said:
Don't want my GSD putting down

Good point. Stick to b and c.

Leprechaun312 · 20 Dec 2013 at 00:03

buy everyone ear muffs for christmas, problem solved

beasty6 · 20 Dec 2013 at 00:19

lol this is amazing.

tie its mouth up with a bit of rope, cant yap, you have not hurt the animal... win win

Cosimo · 20 Dec 2013 at 06:57

Catanonia said:
I want to shut it up, not drive it more nuts

Have you decided what to do?

Mr Badger · 20 Dec 2013 at 11:45

Concerned that this thread may be losing momentum...

Catanonia · 20 Dec 2013 at 11:47

grrrrr hardly any sleep last night, every single noise it started yapping.

Let our GSD out this morning, and YAP YAP ****ing YAP

Right thinking about it, yeah going to kidnap the mutt and bag it in the garage or somewhere.

So how do I keep this thing quiet for a few days before I throw it back over the fence ?