Name a nightclub

Pukes. In tribute to the old Chelmsford one called Dukes and it's lovely aroma.

How dare you talk about Dukes in this way. Don't you remember the elegance of the water filled light tubes, and the plush sofas in the Genesis bar?

I'd rather name a pub than a club, to which I think the name would be "The Handsome Crab" and the hanging board outside would show a dapper crab with a top hat and cane, possibly mustache too.
 
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