Pukes. In tribute to the old Chelmsford one called Dukes and it's lovely aroma.
you brought the house down there fella
The Sticky Floor.
The Library, so students could be honest and tell their parents they went to "The Library" last night.
Make up a nonsensical word...its all the rage (google, asda, walmart)
The Express Woozle
I've seen a lesbian bar called 'the honey pot' in Wolverhampton. thought that was a good one