Santa Claus: A Scientific Perspective

Santa vs Jesus

You can't prove, nor disprove either. It's blind faith for both.

Santa has magic powers, and so does Jesus

However, since this is 2013.......is Santa a pedophile?
 
The problem with the OP is that it tries to explain Santa in terms of conventional physics when it's quite clear that we need to apply an element of quantum theory to the whole situation. The article below was published in New Scientist about 25 years ago...

Schrodinger's Reindeer
 
That was an awesome scientific explanation, very convincing, much logical but I have to disagree. Santa does exist I saw him on TV! Embracement needed!
 
Vanilla said:
You're looking to hard into it, I much prefer:

Does Santa really live in the North Pole? Let's look at the evidence

1- he wears red & white
2-he breaks into houses
3-he had loads of electrical goods no one can trace
4-he drives an unlicensed vehicle
5-he works 1 day a year

Lapland my backside he's a bloody scouser !!!
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Your not wrong, he even brought me some stolen PJ's

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Consider the facts:

Many houses don't have chimneys that are a usable means of entering the house from the roof.

Father Christmas still delivers to those houses.

The obvious conclusion is that Father Christmas does not deliver all presents by entering through the chimney and never did. The great majority of presents are undoubtably teleported into homes, which could be done from a single location and thus remove the problems that the OP referred to. Clearly, delivery in person via chimney is utilised in only a few homes for the sake of ceremony and tradition.
 
Biggest fail of the OPs thread is forgetting that in mainland Europe, most countries celebrate on the 24th December, therefore giving Santa two evenings....
 
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