Inconsiderate neighbour

[OpenToSuggestions]

Hi all.
I've read possibly hundreds of threads about neighbours since I've been a member, so now it is my turn .

My next door neighbour is a slob. His lawn is 2ft high in weeds all year round, his fence has fallen down and his curtains are hanging off, paint fallen off all barge boards on his roof.....you get the idea.

Last week the rear window of his car got smashed. I'd say it happened on his driveway but since my dog would have gone mad if a window has smashed in the night, I am no longer sure.

Today I found all the glass shards from his window on my lawn. There is none on his driveway. His window is still smashed.
I am unsure whether to say something or just accept he is a complete bone idle slob who doesn't know any better.

In before smash pasty, tie breeze blocks and throw in the canal, and poo through letterbox.

EDIT: OcUK - What are your neighbour stories?

 

[OhEsEcks]

Put the rest of his car windows in and see if the rest of the glass ends up on your lawn, then you'll know for sure.

 

[Biohazard]

Sweep/pick it up and chuck it back over?

Do his windscreen in for good measure.

 

[Maximum Triceratops]

Put a 6ft high fence up and forget about him.

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

cut your grass and stick it in his car for good measure

 

[Showboat]

Put the rest of his car windows in and see if the rest of the glass ends up on your lawn, then you'll know for sure.

The first reply in these types of threads is usually the best, and this one does not disappoint

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

Put a 6ft high fence up and forget about him.

I wouldn't fall out with neighbours, I am just surprised at the rudeness really.

cut your grass and stick it in his car for good measure

Looking at the state of his car and that there has been rain getting in for a week now, if I wizzed into the boot he probably would not even notice the smell.

 

[Danthus]

Move.

 

[Destination]

You could help him to become an organ donor.

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

You could help him to become an organ donor.

Best reply so far .

 

[Cosimo]

Have you tried having a word with him?

 

[AtaRo]

His lawn is 2ft high in weeds all year round?

Set fire to his lawn?

 

[Maccapacca]

He could be disabled or incapable of looking after a house, he could be skint, he could be in a bad place.

 

[Cosimo]

Set fire to his lawn?

It would be easier to put down some weedkiller.

 

[Rozzy85]

If his house and garden have been left in that state for quite sometime then something tells me he isn't going to care what you say so just clean it up or throw it back onto his side.

 

[Biohazard]

Have you tried having a word with him?

Too sensible. Have you heard the state of his garden? Just lamp him one.

It would be easier to put down some weedkiller.

What's wrong with you? Where's the fun with weed killer unless it's flammable?

 

[Edrof]

He could be disabled or incapable of looking after a house, he could be skint, he could be in a bad place.

Never look for malice where stupidity is sufficient. Sounds like he might need help with life; why don't you pop over and see if he's okay. If he is genuinely horrible then move to plan A: poo. Poo everywhere.

 

[Sliver]

If he is genuinely horrible then move to plan A: poo. Poo everywhere.

A cunning and dastardly plan, but with a few small drawbacks. Pooing everywhere is smelly and a potential health hazard. I would suggest night time ninja pooing through his letterbox, this way everyone is a winner.

 

[Cosimo]

Too sensible. Have you heard the state of his garden? Just lamp him one.



What's wrong with you? Where's the fun with weed killer unless it's flammable?

With neighbours like you, who needs enemies?

 

[Edrof]

A cunning and dastardly plan, but with a few small drawbacks. Pooing everywhere is smelly and a potential health hazard. I would suggest night time ninja pooing through his letterbox, this way everyone is a winner.

No. Poo everywhere. EVERYWHERE.