UFO disrupts travel at Bremen airport

murah · 7 Jan 2014 at 15:25

UFO means..

twist3d0n3 · 7 Jan 2014 at 15:28

mrk said:
You like a bit of alien load all over you?

Woden · 7 Jan 2014 at 15:34

hargi said:
We can make things invisible??

We can do some pretty freaky stuff at the atomic and sub-atomic level. Personal fave is teleportation.

deko · 7 Jan 2014 at 15:50

Hyper intelligent species capable of travelling the vast distance from whatever Galaxy they come from, hangs around above an airport to **** off a couple of commuter jets. Sounds likely.

Sliver · 7 Jan 2014 at 15:56

deko said:
Hyper intelligent species capable of travelling the vast distance from whatever Galaxy they come from, hangs around above an airport to **** off a couple of commuter jets. Sounds likely.

Careful Deko. Our alien overlords are monitoring this forum.

cypto · 7 Jan 2014 at 15:57

Best part of that entire article was the last line. But shows it won't be long before there will be new laws on small mobile aircraft especially for drones.

"Hours later it turned out to be a remote-controlled model airship."

Mr Badger · 7 Jan 2014 at 16:02

Sliver said:
Careful Deko. Our alien overlords are monitoring this forum.

And by our posts shall we be judged! Will you be worthy to join David Icke in transecendance on the mothership, or will your puny human body be dinner for the Fog Beast?

arknor · 7 Jan 2014 at 16:02

cypto said:
Best part of that entire article was the last line. But shows it won't be long before there will be new laws on small mobile aircraft especially for drones.

"Hours later it turned out to be a remote-controlled model airship."

was it one of those inflatable toy ones for indoors that had been used outside and blew away like a kite then....

aliens!

Atlas23 · 7 Jan 2014 at 16:10

TheBDog said:
Planet 51 is WAAAAAY better

Yes!!

Also, according to the US government, every possible UFO sighting ALWAYS turns out to be a weather balloon.

Sorry to burst your bubble Lysander

Also.. SHARKNADO!

arknor said:
was it one of those inflatable toy ones for indoors that had been used outside and blew away like a kite then....

aliens!

ethan · 7 Jan 2014 at 21:06

glen8 said:
FACT: 100% of people who see U.F.Os own rubbish cameras

Here's one with a decent(ish) camera, though I haven't really read it or checked it out myself:

http://turkeyufocase.blogspot.co.uk/

areksnumbr1sxylady · 7 Jan 2014 at 21:12

Lysander said:
Statistics that we currently can't/don't currently have access to, ex-Earth data. Visitations account or would account for abductions of many missing persons e.g. Lord Lucan or Madeleine McCann, possibly taken, sold to or destroyed by aliens.

errr, you serious?? :confused:

If yes, seek immediate help.

[FnG]magnolia · 7 Jan 2014 at 21:17

glen8 said:
OP's sig - amazingly ironic
Your existence, amazingly moronic
Take some gin with your mother ******* tonic
everyone here is so pathetically psychotic

I enjoyed this post :cool:

Energize · 7 Jan 2014 at 22:04

Lysander said:
Ever tried to zoom in on an object moving at speed hundreds/thousands of feet up with a normal camera, even a decent modern SLR? You won't get anything by a fuzzy blob at the best of times.

It's quite easy because of the low angular velocity at such distances, have you never seen the F1 on the tv?

arknor · 7 Jan 2014 at 22:13

Energize said:
It's quite easy because of the low angular velocity at such distances, have you never seen the F1 on the tv?

don't they use professional cameras mounted on tripods ? and an F1 car is predictable and nowhere near the same distance away from the camera lol

Guyver · 7 Jan 2014 at 22:26

it is not easy taking shots at night of objects moving erratically. i have some great shots of military jets during the day but anything at night at a distance, good luck. focusing is near impossible.

interesting story though.

also to the poster who said can we make things invisible, yes we can. we even have material that will be used in the future for uniforms. atm it is only in sheets so handy for snipers but nothing else. BAE systems also unofficially have a stealth aircraft that can vanish from sight.

used to live near where it operates from and my dad worked there.

Trigger_Happy · 7 Jan 2014 at 22:31

[FnG]magnolia;25618104 said:
I enjoyed this post

It didnt even properly rhyme.

Still, small things, small minds etc.

=XDC=FluphyBunny · 7 Jan 2014 at 22:45

Lysander said:
Indeed. Statistically [not by Earth-statistics] it would make more sense for this UFO to be an alien ship. If we can't detect what it is by normal means, and taking into consideration the amount of other galaxies out there and their potential for life, there is a higher likelihood that it is an alien spacecraft than a man-made object. Possibly searching/harbouring human specimens, which would certainly account for some of the missing persons who never will get found on this planet.

Lysander said:
Statistics that we currently can't/don't currently have access to, ex-Earth data. Visitations account or would account for abductions of many missing persons e.g. Lord Lucan or Madeleine McCann, possibly taken, sold to or destroyed by aliens.

Your absolute need to believe in aliens is worrying (Lord Lucan, really, no other reason you can think of for a murder suspect to go missing?). While your posts are funny I always feel like I'm laughing at the special kid in the class

ethan · 7 Jan 2014 at 23:20

Energize said:
It's quite easy because of the low angular velocity at such distances, have you never seen the F1 on the tv?

That's not the whole story though is it? daytime maybe. Night time no chance. I am however talking about aircraft. (Ignor please. Above posts got there before me).

FoxEye · 8 Jan 2014 at 00:09

twist3d0n3 said:

Why do they look so surprised?

I swear, children's toys get weirder and weirder...

Tefal · 8 Jan 2014 at 00:18

Guyver said:
also to the poster who said can we make things invisible, yes we can. we even have material that will be used in the future for uniforms. atm it is only in sheets so handy for snipers but nothing else. BAE systems also unofficially have a stealth aircraft that can vanish from sight.

used to live near where it operates from and my dad worked there.

that is such painful ******** it almost hurts my head.

we've just about been able to make macro materials to reroute microwaves around a very small cylindrical object, in one direction only.

also the "sheet" you're talking about is just reflective, what you are forgetting is behind the camera there is a **** of projector shining a picture of the background o nit, makes a cool picture/video but shining a 200watt projector bulb on your sniper makes him suspiciously visible.