Involuntary celibacy thread

ToxicTBag · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:16

EGuitarStar said:
Awwww, why not hook up with one of the others who have been celibate for a while?

android guy · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:17

I was right up to the bush last night.

Atlas23 · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:18

This should be renamed to the innuendo thread, if it isn't too hard

Freefaller · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:21

Blazin23 said:
This should be renamed to the innuendo thread, if it isn't too hard

It isn't too hard but the climax wouldn't be worth the build up.

Diesel · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:22

Freefaller said:
I was saving myself for you, but I got bored.

But I'm here now!

EGuitarStar · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:23

android guy said:
I was right up to the bush last night.

I tried that once, I ended up getting caught by a venus fly trap

Atlas23 · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:24

Freefaller said:
It isn't too hard but the climax wouldn't be worth the build up.

Story of my life..

Evilsod · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:27

Freefaller said:
It isn't too hard but the climax wouldn't be worth the build up.

Thats what she said?

Freefaller · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:29

Diesel said:
But I'm here now!

Sorry but going on to 30+ years was impossible with all the temptation around me. I'm sure you'll find it in your heart to forgive me.

Blazin23 said:
Story of my life..

Blazin - appropriate usename is appropriate.

Evilsod said:
Thats what she said?

No the girls have manners.

ci_newman · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:30

EGuitarStar said:
Awwww, why not hook up with one of the others who have been celibate for a while?

That's an excellent idea

ToxicTBag · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:33

Jono8 · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:39

47 hours....and counting

Hitman_Leon · 14 Jan 2014 at 16:45

Freefaller said:
About 17 years was my longest stretch.

Had that same problem; that wasn't much of a problem as I didn't miss what I'd not had and up-to a certain time had not concept of or desire to have what I was missing anyway.

arknor · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:24

Yas786 said:
About 10mins.

the question wasn't how long you lasted

chulainn · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:27

8 months.

TommyV · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:29

Freefaller said:
About 17 years was my longest stretch.

Same.

Then the V-plates came right off!

Jono8 · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:34

arknor said:
the question wasn't how long you lasted

Zing!

Beans on toast Dave · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:37

11 years

shootersam · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:43

I can see this turning into a craigslist style casual encounters thread.

davido_labido · 14 Jan 2014 at 17:45

a few days... been working away... not sure why that should stop me though haha