My neighbour is being very nosy..

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:00

Is she a gangster's moll?

Mr Badger · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:04

RoganTheGypo said:
Before we start don't rule out pooing through letter boxes just yet.

But none of this pooing and running away nonsense. You have to do it right and ring the bell afterwards and, when they answer, demand toilet paper.

Kempster · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:05

AmyS said:
Asking your postman to make sure he delivers the mail to the correct address would be a start.

This ^

When we got a replacement postman in our area he kept posting it though the wrong door

IC3 · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:05

IC3 · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:07

ticklemebougy · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:13

Send a letter to yourself. Write in big letters "I know you're reading my mail". Or put a bunch of glitter folded in with the letter, no way she'll be able to open it without it pouring out.

IC3 · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:32

DELETE THE THREAD

I'll try sending the mail to myself before anything else.

Boycey0211 · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:39

poo through her letterbox?

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:42

Looks like we're going to have to continue to provide excellent advice and just hope the OP returns, having deleted all of his posts in his own thread.

Boycey0211 · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:44

[FnG]magnolia;25660595 said:
Looks like we're going to have to continue to provide excellent advice and just hope the OP returns, having deleted all of his posts in his own thread.

I don't understand it, he is using some of the advice yet still deletes everything...

Hades · 15 Jan 2014 at 01:51

[FnG]magnolia;25660595 said:
Looks like we're going to have to continue to provide excellent advice and just hope the OP returns, having deleted all of his posts in his own thread.

My guess... neighbour is a forum member and has stumbled across the posts. OP wants to abandon thread with immediate effect.

Edrof · 15 Jan 2014 at 07:28

Awwww, I missed the drama!

Efour · 15 Jan 2014 at 07:32

Edrof said:
Awwww, I missed the drama!

Hitman_Leon · 15 Jan 2014 at 08:04

mrk said:
I would listen to the opening song to that 90s hit TV show because apparently it tells you how neighbours become good friends

If he skipped back to the 80's with said show it's possible he might discover his neighbour is Mrs Mangel.

Maccy · 15 Jan 2014 at 08:58

Lol what an odd thread. I like having the ability to read edited posts...

Cosimo · 15 Jan 2014 at 09:01

Well this is interesting.... not

bitslice · 15 Jan 2014 at 09:19

Someone failed to quote the OP, further advice could have been given far beyond its actual point.

Redz · 15 Jan 2014 at 09:20

Maccy said:
Lol what an odd thread. I like having the ability to read edited posts...

Can you undelete them so we can read them too.

darael · 15 Jan 2014 at 10:18

While pouring mercury through her letterbox, shout "ARE YOU THERE JOHN CONNOR?"