Valentines day - how's this work?

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First valentines day that I'm single this year, so a bit new to this past time. There's a girl at work who I'm thinking of surprising valentines style, but to my knowledge, you have to do it stealthily and in a stalkery incognito style?

How does she know it's you and how is any date/relationship meant to progress from it? Or is it just a knee jerk thing and see if it leads somewhere?
 
Just ask her out, for God's sake. Actually no, you don't ask as such, you just say "let's go out for a drink", no implication of choice. It works.
 
RedvGreen said:
First valentines day that I'm single this year, so a bit new to this past time. There's a girl at work who I'm thinking of surprising valentines style, but to my knowledge, you have to do it stealthily and in a stalkery incognito style?

How does she know it's you and how is any date/relationship meant to progress from it? Or is it just a knee jerk thing and see if it leads somewhere?
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I guess it depends how rape-ily you want to surprise her. If the answer is 'very', then she won't know it's you if you're super stealthy. And then I wouldn't put money on it progressing much further than that. Except maybe to jail.
 
You may just look that bit desperate if you ask her out because you're single on Valentines day. Plus there could be that awkward moment when she gets a card/present from another admirer or thinks your card is from someone else - don't you watch clichéd sit coms?

Get in there now - dab on a bit of Sex Panther and you'll be good to go.
 
Tie a red ribbon around your penis with a jaunty little red heart in a bow with "Be my valentine" written on it and flop it out on her desk. That's sure to be a surprise unless you have a very unusual workplace.

Or you could be traditional and symbolically whip her with strips of goatskin while you're mostly naked. Also pretty much guaranteed to be a surprise, but with the advantage of being traditional for the time of year.

Or you could forget the creepy Valentine's stalker-ish crap and just ask her out in a sane way.
 
If she isn't interested in you, then a valentines surprise is going to be unwelcome and maybe a bit creepy. If she is interested then she'll say yes to going out for a drink. So just ask her out for a drink (don't wait for valentines day).
 
Show her your PC ?

As above: Ask her out asap before Vday. Less embarrassing, soul crushing rejection time.
 
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There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say

You got to kiss the girl
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the the girl...
 
I'd probably think it was quite sweet to be romanced on valentines day. Just make sure she knows anything you buy her is from you not someone else
 
RedvGreen said:
you have to do it stealthily and in a stalkery incognito style?
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Girls love that. Nothing says "man of my dreams" like a stealthy, stalkery incognito bloke (girls love James Bond - i mean the good looking, charming and debonair ones, not the most recent polish builder version. Girls think they like him because he worked out a bit but i don't buy it)
 
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