Chocolate Digestive Biscuits, Which Side Up?

Jak3 Mac · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:17

Me and a friend have been having a debate on whether the chocolate on chocolate digestives should be on the top or the bottom. I'm pro-top because how can you put a biscuit down if you'd smear the delicious chocolatelyness everywhere but she says that the writing is on the plain side so that should be on the top.

I'd like to hear your opinions and use it as evidence to help my argument

Nymins · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:19

Surely the chocolate will be on one side only, so what does it matter which way is the top or bottom?

platypus · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:19

Chocolate digestives are clearly the work of the devil and therefore should be hung upside down...whichever way that may be.

Kmodo · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:19

Always chocolate side up.. I've never even seen anyone eat one upside down?!

The Dread Pirate · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:22

You're both wrong they should be eaten in pairs like a sandwich with the chocolate as the filling

GhostlyPea · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:22

Chocolate side up; other ways of eating said biscuit contribute to the summoning of Cthulu

- GP

Theophany · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:23

The fate of the economy rests on this epic debate of snack-related semantics. I think you should write to McVities and get official confirmation of whether the chocolate side should be on top or on the bottom.

Caged · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:24

Neither, eat chocolate cream hobnobs instead.

Malevolence · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:25

Chocolate on top, your friend is clearly mental and suffering from some sort of malady.

The Dread Pirate said:
You're both wrong they should be eaten in pairs like a sandwich with the chocolate as the filling

Nutella betwixt two digestives does that trick far better.

Jak3 Mac · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:26

Kmodo said:
Always chocolate side up.. I've never even seen anyone eat one upside down?!

I know! It is, indeed, utter madness!!

Theophany said:
The fate of the economy rests on this epic debate of snack-related semantics. I think you should write to McVities and get official confirmation of whether the chocolate side should be on top or on the bottom.

Good idea, I'll get right to it

Tealc · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:28

Sideways, so neither.

AmyS · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:28

Chocolate on top, always.

The Dread Pirate · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:28

Malevolence said:
Chocolate on top, your friend is clearly mental and suffering from some sort of malady.

Nutella betwixt two digestives does that trick far better.

Nutella doesn't taste as nice as the Milk Chocolate plus there's work involved in that.

Hyburnate · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:29

Rich tea are better.

The Dread Pirate · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:30

Hyburnate said:
Rich tea are better.

LEAVE NOW!!! :mad:

Hyburnate · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:32

The Dread Pirate said:
LEAVE NOW!!!

I'm going...

Rich tea are not only cheaper but they taste better dunked. And nobody likes getting chocolate all over their fingers.

Jak3 Mac · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:41

So the general consensus is that the chocolate is on the top?

Lets bring quantum physics in and say that for as long as it's not being observed the chocolate is on the top and the bottom

Theophany · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:43

If you drop a chocolate digestive, will it always land chocolate side down?

And if a chocolate digestive falls in a forest, but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

e: and obviously, if you rolled a chocolate digestive on a treadmill, would it be able to take off?

e2: if you cut a chocolate digestive in half, do you then have two chocolate digestives?

For science etc etc etc...

Hades · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:43

They:

* MUST be dark chocolate digestives, not milk chocolate.
* MUST be held chocolate side up.
* MUST be dunked in coffee.

Caged · 27 Jan 2014 at 16:45

Hades said:
* MUST be dark chocolate digestives, not milk chocolate.

Get out