Tuesday Joke

Django x2 said:
Do you say "a STI" or "an STI"
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It's 'an' because the following word starts with a vowel sound.

Also...

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Michael Schumacher is currently preparing for his return to F1 and has just arranged his first come back race.

Against Stephen Hawking.
 
*Edit.
Can't be arsed. I laughed at the joke and have now learned there is actually a difference between an S.T.I and an S.T.D.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks I prefer peanuts.
 
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Two cannibals are eating a slow roasted comedian and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
 
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
 
A Cumbrian farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable.

His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back".
The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls, the dog is still missing.

"What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife. "Here boy," said the farmer.
 
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