Tuesday Joke

EGuitarStar · 28 Jan 2014 at 11:56

Caged · 28 Jan 2014 at 11:57

Gas thread, ban OP, salt earth.

Zethor · 28 Jan 2014 at 11:59

The bartender says "We don't serve neutrinos here.".
A neutrino walks into a bar.

This one needs a reference for those who don't recall it/know it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light_neutrino_anomaly

DJMK4 · 28 Jan 2014 at 12:00

How can a sweet sleep with another sweet?

It's just biological not possible.

Joshct · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:12

DJMK4 said:
How can a sweet sleep with another sweet?

It's just biological not possible.

You have to believe!

Tephnos · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:12

Go away.

MikeTheNative · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:17

I don't get the original joke, or is it just that unfunny?

Suarez7 · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:20

This thread gave me aids.

Mr Badger · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:23

Suarez7 said:
This thread gave me aids.

That will be all that sherbert dipping activity...

fiveub · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:41

Why can't Penguins fly?

Because they are a biscuit.

What biscuit can fly?

A plain biscuit.

Modular · 28 Jan 2014 at 13:44

Spunkey said:
It's 'an' because the following word starts with a vowel sound.

Also...

pretty sure its STD

Yaayuh! · 28 Jan 2014 at 14:06

Interesting fact about trampolines.

They used to be called "Jumpolines" until your mum jumped on one back in 1979..

justintime2001 · 28 Jan 2014 at 14:27

David Moyes has promised the players and staff at Manchester United that they will be in a European competition next year.

Even if he has to write the song himself!

Chap finds a suitcase full of puppies and immediately rings the RSPCA.
Are they moving said the RSPCA inspector?

I don’t know says the chap but it could explain the suitcase!

gillywibble · 28 Jan 2014 at 16:47

This thread made Friday seem a billion years away.

stephenjt · 28 Jan 2014 at 18:03

whats dangerous, lives in a jungle, up a tree

a monkey with a machine gun