Proof of Dem Nons

Theophany · 30 Jan 2014 at 15:54

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/25943051

I'm pretty sure this conclusively proves what Dickyb0b has been telling us. Basically, demons are real. In fact, they've recognised the centre of the Universe as Indiana and are now making their first move. First Indiana, then Kentucky and - if all goes well - Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia!

The end is nigh!

Hitman_Leon · 30 Jan 2014 at 15:58

One did wonder when this would turn up on here, presumed Dickyb0b would be the poster though.

Cosimo · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:02

Proof is here:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18576191

LOAM · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:02

It arrived days ago

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18576191&highlight=dickybob

Lysander · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:16

Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

Hitman_Leon · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:23

Lysander said:
Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

As with all reported phenomena from aliens to demons and ghosts I have an open mind but retain a highly sceptical standpoint until provided with conclusive proof.

I read the article a few days ago on the Fortean Times site.

deuse · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:26

Lysander said:
Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

So when did it happen to you?

ElliorR · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:27

I stopped reading after the first 3 letters..

A US police captain says he believed a story about a woman who claimed her children were possessed by demons.

Skidder · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:36

Lysander said:
Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

A kid at my (boarding) school was 'possessed' and exorcised. He also had to take 6 months off school.

Do I believe that he believed he was possessed, yes. Do I believe that he was possessed, no. Do I believe that he was ******* mental and a terrifying danger to us, yes.

It was real in so much as the behaviour was real, complete with list of 6 pupils to kill, which I was on, naturally.

Hades · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:37

Well that's me totally convinced.

Qitarah · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:39

Does the Catholic Church even sanction exorcisms any more? Honestly it's all Bunch of BS.

aardvark · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:41

Lysander said:
Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

amazing, just.....amazing.

DampDog · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:44

Lysander said:
Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

LOL.. "it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West" or just maybe folk no longer assume someone who is mentally ill is possessed like they did in biblical times. Or live in some village run by the elders.

"Elsewhere in the reports, it shows that an unnamed witness had suggested the "mother may have mental health concerns"...."They also said it may be that the "children are performing for the mother and that she's encouraging the behaviour".

Hades · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:48

Any particular reason it's far less common in the enlightened West? I for one am glad that those demnons realise we're enlightened and stay away.

DampDog · 30 Jan 2014 at 16:51

aardvark said:
amazing, just.....amazing.

Hmmm seems to fit....

Hitman_Leon · 30 Jan 2014 at 17:04

Hades said:
Any particular reason it's far less common in the enlightened West? I for one am glad that those demnons realise we're enlightened and stay away.

The demnons don't like the light in the enlightened west, the UV makes their hair dank and lifeless plus Wash-And-Possess is so expensive in these times of austerity.

Ryan-3 · 30 Jan 2014 at 17:05

The "possessed". Oh really. :rolleyes:

We did have this stuff in the west, but it was more like this:

Mr Badger · 30 Jan 2014 at 17:31

Ryan-3 said:
The "possessed". Oh really.

We did have this stuff in the west, but it was more like this:

It's easy to mock, but back before the Internet people had to rely on using such solid logical reasoning to solve their problems.

wickfut · 30 Jan 2014 at 17:33

Lysander said:
Laughing and ridiculing these things is just a defence mechanism. Demonic possession is real and has been happening for centuries, it's just far less common in the 'enlightened' West.

so... demonic possession is less likely to happen in places that don't believe in demons?

amazing

DampDog · 30 Jan 2014 at 17:34

Mr Badger said:
It's easy to mock, but back before the Internet people had to rely on using such solid logical reasoning to solve their problems.

Too right.. Never cross a black cat carrying a ladder.. You'll burn for that one!!

Proof of Dem Nons

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