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So I have the dubious honour of being a best man and having to arrange a stag do. Main issues being that it's mainly relatives and colleagues of the groom so we're talking 30s to 50s age bracket, and some (including the groom) are non-drinkers for medical or religious reasons. The groom has also decided to book a restaurant for 6:30 pm but wants me to arrange things for before AND after. My own personal choice would be drinking/clubbing/gambling/strippers, but I don't think that would go down well. Anyone got any good ideas to help me out?
 
Sounds as though you need to get them all to loosen up a bit. Maybe start the evening off with some recreational pharmaceuticals?

Also, you should really aim to finish up at a tattoo parlour - the sort that doesn't ask any questions.
 
massage parlour gokarting/paintball/fun activity, dinner at 6:30 obligitary phone call to wifes/gfs to ensure no funny business is going on, lapdancing establishment then have a dirty booked for after for a gangbang,

remember and take videos for blackmail purposes
 
Theophany said:
With strippers? I feel like you're missing a crucial stag do ingredient here.
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No silly, the strippers are ^outside^ of the skydiving tube.

The goal / difficulty is to balance the skydiving flight level to observe said stripper, whilst compensating for continual adjustments to aerodynamic changes*



*wow.... there's a long-winded euphemism if ever I saw one! :p
 
matt_fsr said:
No silly, the strippers are ^outside^ of the skydiving tube.

The goal / difficulty is to balance the skydiving flight level to observe said stripper, whilst compensating for continual adjustments to aerodynamic changes*



*wow.... there's a long-winded euphemism if ever I saw one! :p
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My mistake old chap! Though I did enjoy that euphemism :D
 
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