Is this an overreaction or am I being paranoid?

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:54

easyrider said:
He sits in front of his Xbox and gets what he wants all the time...when I was that age I climbed trees and stole apples...

And so the mould is set. As a kid steals apples only to "level up" and steal bacon as an adult.. will it never end???

Obviously not, trades goods for drugs.. The shame of it..

easyrider said:
I bought Bacon medallions for speed.

Kol · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:54

What was the answer when you said, 'is this anyone's?' ?

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:55

DampDog said:
And so the mould is set. As a kid steals apples only to "level up" and steal bacon as an adult.. will it never end???

Obviously not, trades goods for drugs.. The shame of it..

Just Brilliant!

Jono8 · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:56

easyrider said:
Just nipped to my sisters house....walked into the kitchen and saw a single bacon rashor on the worktop.

Chatting, i said "Is this anyones" asumming it was left overs from breakfast... I ate it

Next thing the look and sighs from the sis and dad and then cries from the nephew screaming I want a bacon.

I quickly left. Returned with 50/50 loaf and five cooked bacon rashers.Put them on the kitchen worktop and ****** off.

Am I going mad?

The big question is, what was your sister's answer to the question "Is this anyones?"

Adam · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:57

Please keep us up to date with how this one pans out.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:57

Kol said:
What was the answer when you said, 'is this anyone's?' ?

It was sort of in my mouth at that point....It was noon and the kitchen had been tidied and everyone had eaten....

But Xbox kid piped up... :rolleyes:

simpletom · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:59

easyrider said:
I think the 7 year is a spoilt little **** and they need to have a serious chat with themselves.

no?

But you're the one whining...

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:59

Adam said:
Please keep us up to date with how this one pans out.

I walked into the lounge on my way out...Fist and explode with nephew and asked him if he was gay and left

I could hear him ask his dad "what does that mean?" as I shut the front door

Jono8 · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:00

easyrider said:
It was sort of in my mouth at that point....It was noon and the kitchen had been tidied and everyone had eaten....

But Xbox kid piped up...

Sounds like you ate his bacon. I would be pretty ******* furious as well.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:02

Jono8 said:
Sounds like you ate his bacon. I would be pretty ******* furious as well.

The fat porker had aleady had it!

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:02

Bacon butty without brown sauce is a crime in itself.. You've probably damaged the kid for life. Next time some poor innocent touches his happy meal he will probably go full on mental..

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:05

TBH I think the kid is a fat porker Xboxer...And his mother should know better.

I mean I saved that kid from another rasher...Plus what kid cares about a bacon slice after breakfast when playing minecraft?

Jono8 · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:06

easyrider said:
And his mother should know better.

Try telling your sister this. It will go down well, trust me.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:09

Jono8 said:
Try telling your sister this. It will go down well, trust me.

I think she got the message when I plonked a thick sliced 50/50 loaf and 5 rashers on her worktop.

GTanny · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:10

The fact you then went out and got him what he was screaming like a little **** for just gave him justification to not change his behaviour!

You should have talked to him and if that didnt work a good throat punch would have worked, i dont know what you look like but he's 7, you should be able to take him.

Sankari · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:10

Irritating little scrote. Give him a slap and send him on his way!

I would have bitchslapped him with the bacon and shoved the loaf up his nose.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:13

GTanny said:
The fact you then went out and got him what he was screaming like a little **** for just gave him justification to not change his behaviour!

You should have talked to him and if that didnt work a good throat punch would have worked, i dont know what you look like but he's 7, you should be able to take him.

I did the bacon run to prove a point to the adults.

It was childish...butI think folks on my return were duly embarrassed.

**** the fat kid....

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:15

Evangelion said:
I would have bitchslapped him with the bacon and shoved the loaf up his nose.

No way! You'd obviously be blinded first by the sunshine shining out of his backside that his mother sees. That's why lots of mums are orange, it's sunburn.. :eek:

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:15

Evangelion said:
Irritating little scrote

If my daughter acted like that..I would seriously think I had failed as a parent.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 14:18

DampDog said:
No way! You'd obviously be blinded first by the sunshine shining out of his backside that his mother sees. That's why lots of mums are orange, it's sunburn..