Taliban Capture "Imperialist Dog"

[bitslice]

72 virgins?

Goats don't count IMO

Only emotion would override that and send squads of humans out to recover the dog at great risk.

Wouldn't be surprised if the Americans were considering doing that, clearly the dog looks very unhappy and it's Army handler must be raging right now.

Look at it's tail, right between it's legs - I've never seen a dog in my life look like that.
Someone has been giving it a kicking for sure.

 

[Nelly]

Do they eat dog in Afghanistan?

 

[OhEsEcks]

Do they eat dog in Afghanistan?

No. It's forbidden under Jewish and Islamic dietary law.

 

[agnes]

Poor mutt.

 

[gettothechopper]

as a Taliban commander id guess he would be a target anyhow, let alone one stealing sniffer dogs and m4's

maybe the GPS jacket will help locate the dog and the bad guy!

 

[bitslice]

Commander is a bit of an idiot though, parading a dog to taunt a western nation?

I'd imagine the US is like us and values dogs more than a lot of people. He's just got his death wish pushed to the top of the list.
Platinum97 times a zillion.

 

[Nutella33]

No. It's forbidden under Jewish and Islamic dietary law.

they just kill them or tie them to a post as an alarm until they die.

 

[Redz]

they just kill them or tie them to a post as an alarm until they die.

Really? It's forbidden under Islam to mistreat an animal or to kill an animal for anything other than food.

 

[Noxia]

Isn't it also forbidden to kill fellow muslims or innocents from other faiths? Not really sure they're playing by the rules.

 

[AtreuS]

Really? It's forbidden under Islam to mistreat an animal or to kill an animal for anything other than food.

Ahhh but these guys pick and choose what rules to obey.

 

[zenf]

It would be funny if it wasn't so tragically retarded, it's like something out of Team America.

 

[arc@css]

No it's not funny.

I just hope the dog had a quick death if it is dead. It knows more of loyalty and courage than the filth who parade it around like some twisted trophy. I personally value the dogs life above the people who took it.

Couldn't agree more.

 

[opstrat]

im going to hazard a guess and say that these Taliban grabbed the first dog the came across stuck a vest on it and said hey look what we caught.

 

[Mr Badger]

Doubtless the Hollywood version will involve the dog winning the hearts of its captors and, following a series of adventures, being dramatically rescued and returned to its owner.

 

[opstrat]

Doubtless the Hollywood version will involve the dog winning the hearts of its captors and, following a series of adventures, being dramatically rescued and returned to its owner.

"wardog"

remember you heard it here first

 

[Pestilence]

"wardog"

remember you heard it here first

"Dog of War" is a bit better, I think.

Optioning the rights as we speak.

 

[opstrat]

"Dog of War" is a bit better, I think.

Optioning the rights as we speak.

it does, but now i just imagine klingons rather than Taliban.

 

[OhEsEcks]

im going to hazard a guess and say that these Taliban grabbed the first dog the came across stuck a vest on it and said hey look what we caught.

They must have a supply of K9 military harnesses lying around then.

 

[opstrat]

can do amazing things with sewing machine and molle vest.

 

[bitslice]

Doubtless the Hollywood version will involve the dog winning the hearts of its captors and, following a series of adventures, being dramatically rescued and returned to its owner.

Followed by Colonel II - The Revenge

"What's that Colonel, Taliban behind that rock?"
*BOOOOOOOM*

"What's that Colonel, Taliban in that village?"
*BOOOOOOOM*

"What's that Colonel, Taliban in that Pakistan Government Office?"
*BOOOOOOOM*