You've got me there. How can I convince her to slip a digit?
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You've got me there. How can I convince her to slip a digit?
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I don't think I'll need any advice this year, there's plenty of dates available around these parts, they're literally throwing themselves off trees at me.
Mr magnolia I have a valentines day problem I need help with.
A few of us from work are going out for a drink on valentines, all fortunate enough to have significant others who are not into this ridiculous day, and are wondering how we should deal with pubs full of loved up, easily manipulated, people?
What's your advice?
A few of us from work are going out for a drink on valentines, all fortunate enough to have significant others who are not into this ridiculous day, and are wondering how we should deal with pubs full of loved up, easily manipulated, people?
What's your advice?
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Go up to every couple and say "oh hey, you were the guy in my jewellery shop the other day, hows that engagement ring working out for ya?"
Be less edgy cool.
Dear Magnolly, I desperately need your help!
My friend informed me that a coworker is planning on surprising me for Valentines Day at work! Apparently they are going to 'decorate' my desk with flowers and pictures and cuddly toys. There is also talk of a large cake!
I feel so special! What I need help with though, is how long shall I play hard to get for? Do I go on an all-out tease offensive? Make him work for it?
Apparently this coworker has also been on the Z Factor (like X Factor, but more famous apparently!) so they already have so much pre-selected high social value, there isn't much I can do to stop myself..!
Help me mags!
My friend informed me that a coworker is planning on surprising me for Valentines Day at work! Apparently they are going to 'decorate' my desk with flowers and pictures and cuddly toys. There is also talk of a large cake!
I feel so special! What I need help with though, is how long shall I play hard to get for? Do I go on an all-out tease offensive? Make him work for it?
Apparently this coworker has also been on the Z Factor (like X Factor, but more famous apparently!) so they already have so much pre-selected high social value, there isn't much I can do to stop myself..!
Help me mags!
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My other half said, "We're saving for the wedding, so I only want a card this year."
She thinks I don't realise it's a trap.
She thinks I don't realise it's a trap.
Whatever you do, it will be wrong.
"Oh.. You didn't get me anything..? But I...
"Or
"Why did you buy me this?! I said not to because of the wedding, I didn't buy you anything!
"Left hand or right? :foreveralone:
Auto-fellatio. Treat yourself!
Plus your ensuing visit to A&E will almost certainly make it onto TV.
Record it - I want it on the Z Factor before I see it on the tellybox.
Definitely take it in the pooper on the first date. This guy sounds like a keeper!
So you're saying I shouldn't change my mind at the last minute and friend-zone him?
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I for one will be changing my facebook profile image to a "forever alone" meme for the lols come the 14th
I think you'd run the risk of getting a whiff of chloroform and waking up in a field on Saturday morning with an arse like a hollow point exit wound should you take that course of action.
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I know. Rock, meet hard place.Whatever you do, it will be wrong.
"Oh.. You didn't get me anything..? But I...
Or
"Why did you buy me this?! I said not to because of the wedding, I didn't buy you anything!
I'm considering buying something and keeping it hidden, just in case!
Flawless plan.
Unless she has the same idea, waits to see what you do, and is disappointed, but not visibly, when you don't give her a gift. Yep, ruined your day for you.