Cat Connundrum

[TurnipHead]

atc

 

[Schlong&Stable]

Order Chinese.

 

[Cosimo]

atc

Que?

 

[MikeTheNative]

http://www.battersea.org.uk/felinelonely

"Spend the most romantic night of the year meeting your moggy match at our free Feline Lonely Valentine’s Day event."

They make it sound as though you are allowed to have sex with the cat.

 

[Mr Badger]

"Spend the most romantic night of the year meeting your moggy match at our free Feline Lonely Valentine’s Day event."

They make it sound as though you are allowed to have sex with the cat.

Take your own Sellotape.

 

[EvilDreams]

I think we have reached the limit on crap pussy double entendre jokes in this thread.

Also, I wonder what that crazy cat girl thinks of dogs.

 

[EvilDreams]

Get a dog?

How would being deaf in both ears, having every millimeter of the tread in his shoes filled with excrement, living in a house that smells like the worst foot smell ever times fifty (plus faint puke) and being covered in bite marks help the OP?

 

[dacads]

stop being a pussy

 

[sharpygsxr]

how often does the landlord visit? If teh answer is Never then id get a cat.

My tenancy agreement states no pets, but then after 4 years living here ive never seen my letting agent or landlord once.

So the 4 years ive had with my pet here have been bliss , also depends if your place is furnished by the landlord or not.

All depends if its worth the risk for you, you can be happy and have a pet or find somewhere else that will be pet friendly.

 

[Xire]

Cat Brothel?


Subbed.

 

[FoxEye]

how often does the landlord visit? If teh answer is Never then id get a cat.

My tenancy agreement states no pets, but then after 4 years living here ive never seen my letting agent or landlord once.

So the 4 years ive had with my pet here have been bliss , also depends if your place is furnished by the landlord or not.

All depends if its worth the risk for you, you can be happy and have a pet or find somewhere else that will be pet friendly.

I live with the landlord. Who is also my Mum.

Yeah, I know. C'est la vie.

It's kinda embarrassing on the one hand. On the other hand, it's not that unusual anymore, especially among manchildren.

 

[ElliorR]

I live with the landlord. Who is also my Mum.

What a great twist.

 

[robgmun]

Directed by m night shyamalan

 

[Jono8]

I live with the landlord. Who is also my Mum.

So you mean you live with your mum.

 

[stuman]

kind of embarrassing? you refer to yourself as a man child and you are only 'kind' of embarrassed?

all of you who have said find a girl with a cat.... not a chance in hell.

 

[Rich1988]

So you mean you live with your mum.

lol!

 

[FoxEye]

kind of embarrassing? you refer to yourself as a man child and you are only 'kind' of embarrassed?

all of you who have said find a girl with a cat.... not a chance in hell.

Well aren't you a negative Nancy

And I though I had a sense of humour deficiency!

Anyway, the cat brothel might be half-decent business idea. Anyone like to invest?

 

[sharpygsxr]

Hopefully you would be more excited than Karl in a cat cafe

 

[MikeTheNative]

So you mean you live with your mum.

No don't be silly OP just rents a room from her

 

[Energize]

How would being deaf in both ears, having every millimeter of the tread in his shoes filled with excrement, living in a house that smells like the worst foot smell ever times fifty (plus faint puke) and being covered in bite marks help the OP?

Well that's what the op is asking for by wanting a cat...