The Friday Special - Farting Underwater - Mass Debate of Momentum

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Atlas23

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Hello beautiful people of OCUK.

Following on from the success of the Farting In Space thread, I bring the next one in the series:

Farting Underwater - Mass Debate of Momentum


The question: Can farting underwater produce enough thrust to get you moving?


So, brainiacs and trolls, do you worst.


Mathematical equations are required to get an A*.

Any mention of planes/treadmills or helicopters/turntables will result in instant death.


EDIT: You are naked
 
Blazin23 said:
Can farting underwater produce enough thrust to get you moving?
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:D I'll take my A* now please thanks
 
Blazin23 said:
Ah yes I shall update OP accordingly. Let's say you are naked.
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haha, then to gain enough momentum, without thundertrunks i reckon you'll need a good helping of curry, baked beans and beer. Before attempting this i reckon you take a day of not eating, then pig out 1 massive curry, 2-3 cans of baked beans and wash it down with a pint or 2, about 2 hours before attempting to gain momentum via farting. 2 hours should be enough time for those beans and curry to send you on a farting rampage :D:D:D
 
Again with the treadmill reference, I know you've said it before but unless you have literally sat there and read every thread from before you joined, you're a returnee.

Mod the **** out of him.
 
G|mp said:
Again with the treadmill reference, I know you've said it before but unless you have literally sat there and read every thread from before you joined, you're a returnee.

Mod the **** out of him.
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Haha you are convinced I am previous member aren't you!

I can 100% guarantee you I am not. The plane/treadmill argument was in no way restricted to these forums.
 
Blazin23 said:
Haha you are convinced I am previous member aren't you!

I can 100% guarantee you I am not. The plane/treadmill argument was in no way restricted to these forums.
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Sure am, I remember the n* post as well, so like I said, you're a returnee or same saddo that has sat there and read every thread and knows all about old permabanned members and ancient threads.
 
G|mp said:
Sure am, I remember the n* post as well, so like I said, you're a returnee or same saddo that has sat there and read every thread and knows all about old permabanned members and ancient threads.
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Well it only took a quick search of the forums for that member (can't remember name) to find the signature everyone was talking about.
 
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