The Friday Special - Farting Underwater - Mass Debate of Momentum
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The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. ****es me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.
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I think this thread has broken Theophany.
Less frightening and creepy to be honest
Ignoring the pressure at depth that effects the volume of gasses under pressure....
I'd postulate that the amount of gas required to produce any measurable thrust to overcome drag would render you so buoyant as to make the whole idea of an underwater fart propulsion system completely unworkable, regardless of curries* consumed.
* with the added disadvantage of fines for water pollution.
I'd postulate that the amount of gas required to produce any measurable thrust to overcome drag would render you so buoyant as to make the whole idea of an underwater fart propulsion system completely unworkable, regardless of curries* consumed.
* with the added disadvantage of fines for water pollution.
It's Friday! He's probably balls deep in a bottle of whiskey by now
I'll take that as a compliment
For one moment, I could taste it. The anime reality.
It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals.
And then, gone.
Blame it on his booze.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best thing since sliced bread served with roast beef by talking about "those ******* furries" and "that one new program I installed recently", she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"
I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try again?
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a ****ing lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway *******. Go and watch your stupid anime **** while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
Indeed it is true, I identify closely with small omnivorous canids. I see no problem with this inclination, do you? I long ago embraced the rust-colored spirit within me and have found much comfort and delight in my dear male friend, who is himself a lovely member of the family canis lupus. The two of us enjoy many acquaintances within and without the close-knit community of animal friendship and I consider myself to be extremely attractive.
Consider your advances spurned, cretin. Immerse yourself in moving pictures from the Orient while I take my leave to indulge in CARNAL PLEASURES with my gentleman caller.
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Yes, I am a ham sandwich. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my whole wheat soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute pastrami on rye!). We have a ****ing lot of friends in and outside of the foodom and I am pretty low fat and good looking.
But thanks anyway *******. Go and watch your stupid anime **** while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.