Man's best friend.

StoutMeister · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:46

Wayne Bryson, 19, was spared jail after admitting to engaging in an act of sexual penetration with Rudy, a four-year-old Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

He was caught out when girlfriend Amber Hickling, 18, looked through his phone for pictures of their child.
She spotted the footage which showed the dog "shaking in a backwards and forwards motion"

Twerking?

Miss Hickling said she has had to get rid of Rudy because she could not bear to look her in the eye.

Haaar!

She added: "When I looked at [Rudy] all I could see was what Wayne did. She wasn't the same dog. She was frightened and cowering.
"I couldn't stand to look at her so I found a family to re-home her with. I lost my dog and my boyfriend.

Tears.

Prosecutor Paul Woods told Skegness Magistrates' Court: "[Miss Hickling] could see a man's penis going in and out of the animal. "

Legal eagle.

The court heard that Bryson did not ejaculate and he did not send it round.

Never heard it called that before.

Another neighbour, Jane Ulyatt, said: "I think it's disgusting. You hear about it in foreign magazines but you never think that they would be on your doorstop."

Reading material.

And a friend of Bryson, who did not want to be named, said: "I get on with him. I'm really surprised - it's shocking. He's just a normal young boy, he's a good boy."

Man's best friend.

spoffle · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:48

Oh the shame

Sliver · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:49

Share the love. That's my philosophy.

Frenzy · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:50

Raptor time..

Were people messed up before the internet or did the internet mess up people?

(I know the answer)

anything I don't mind · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:52

equal rights!

davido_labido · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:52

tbh, ive been with a few dogs in the past....

HAz · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:54

read about this freak earlier.

robfosters · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:57

He was probably drunk. We've all done it.

Narj · 6 Mar 2014 at 17:58

I didn't know Steven Gerrard had bleached his hair.

Jonnybmac · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:05

why someone would do that is bizare, but why when they have a girlfriend and kid?

Sliver · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:07

Jonnybmac said:
why someone would do that is bizare, but why when they have a girlfriend and kid?

The penis needs a home. If the penis is lonely, it will venture forth. If it finds a dog it will explore.

Never underestimate the power of the penis. :eek:

Catanonia · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:10

I bet you there were times she gave him a BJ not long after too without knowing

Shouldn't laugh

Mustn't....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mrk · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:13

I read about this and thought it was the Onion last night. Turns out it's real. I'll be damned.

Sliver said:
The penis needs a home. If the penis is lonely, it will venture forth. If it finds a dog it will explore.

Never underestimate the power of the penis.

nick.lidgett · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:14

Catanonia said:
I bet you there were times she gave him a BJ not long after too without knowing

Shouldn't laugh

Mustn't....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JBuk · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:16

Ultimate doggy style

Moothead2 · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:22

Not sure what the problem is, dogs get rear ended every weekend in this country.

estebanrey · 6 Mar 2014 at 18:58

He must have a pretty small willy

Grimley · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:08

Well lets face it, most people have had a dog try to hump their leg at some point in their lives. He was desperate enough to get his own back. :rolleyes:

(don's delete this if you think this post is inappropriate)

Theophany · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:14

Let's see him try and hump this mother****er. It's like the Freefaller of dogs.

bitslice · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:29

His girlfriend must have been a minger if he preferred the dog.