Man's best friend.

kokuten · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:30

i don't see the issue..

EdGey · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:32

Well... this is comforting.

badcompany · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:41

link?

[FnG]magnolia · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:51

There is a lady over at another forum who has a custom title someone bought for her which goes something like "I AM A LITERAL DOG RAPIST". She had a very strange story about how she 'fell' on to her pet dog's erect penis and couldn't, uh, disengage when Rex decided he wanted to take things to the next level :eek:

kokuten · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:53

[FnG]magnolia;25963415 said:
There is a lady over at another forum who has a custom title someone bought for her which goes something like "I AM A LITERAL DOG RAPIST". She had a very strange story about how she 'fell' on to her pet dog's erect penis and couldn't, uh, disengage when Rex decided he wanted to take things to the next level

if i know my canine biology (and i do) dogs have a unique mechanism to prevent 'disengagement' until total completion

Gogl · 6 Mar 2014 at 19:56

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, give the dog a boner...

kokuten said:
if i know my canine biology (and i do) dogs have a unique mechanism to prevent 'disengagement' until total completion

I think I saw something mentioned on TV about foxes in this regard, that they can still be 'engaged' for quite some time after 'total completion', and that it's none too comfortable.

Although, I'd like convincing that this would work to such an extent that human dexterity could not disengage it whilst at the same time not really wanting to know any more at all about this subject.

kokuten · 6 Mar 2014 at 20:03

Gogl said:
With a knick-knack, paddywhack, give the dog a boner...

I think I saw something mentioned on TV about foxes in this regard, that they can still be 'engaged' for quite some time after 'total completion', and that it's none too comfortable.

Although, I'd like convincing that this would work to such an extent that human dexterity could not disengage it whilst at the same time not really wanting to know any more at all about this subject.

look up "knot" with regards to canines i'd like to see you disengage that!

arknor · 6 Mar 2014 at 20:18

[FnG]magnolia;25963415 said:
There is a lady over at another forum who has a custom title someone bought for her which goes something like "I AM A LITERAL DOG RAPIST". She had a very strange story about how she 'fell' on to her pet dog's erect penis and couldn't, uh, disengage when Rex decided he wanted to take things to the next level

how many people googled "i am a literal dog rapist" trying to find the forum post

how many of you have a gmail account with google saving your search history by default?

Nelly · 6 Mar 2014 at 20:26

Miss Hickling, his ex misses lol.

JayMax · 6 Mar 2014 at 20:37

I wonder if he did pink then brown.

Gogl · 6 Mar 2014 at 20:43

kokuten said:
look up "knot" with regards to canines i'd like to see you disengage that!

A diagram would do, I don't think I particular want a screen full of dog penis... well I thought I might be safe with Wiki, alas not, well quite illuminating on a subject I'd happily remain ignorant of. Though I'm still not convinced that this would be sufficient to fasten to the, experienced parts of a woman who is the kind to 'fall' onto a dog's erect penis, but then I guess no fastening would ever be needed.

Narj said:
I didn't know Steven Gerrard had bleached his hair.

I searched the name 'Steven' to see if anyone else had thought the same, I just can't see anyone else now.

StoutMeister · 6 Mar 2014 at 21:09

danoliver1 · 6 Mar 2014 at 21:10

Gives a new meaning to "give a dog a bone."