Poll: Slug vs. Snail: The Long Awaited Poll

Which is faget?


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Sorry, but anyone who looks at a snails cute little head and doesn't feel some warmth towards it is simply a soulless being.

Slugs, in comparison, are horrifically unloveable.
 
It's a tough call really. Snails have more downforce due to their built in aero kit. Slugs, whilst clearly built for straight line speed, are lighter due to the lack of aero. Snails definitely corner quicker but then the slug will obliterate it on the straights.

Can we improve them at all? Maybe give the slug sone aero to level the field?

I say we do that and put them on a track for a bit, see what happens.
 
TEAM SLUG!

Snails can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine ... the fear... of knowing you have a gay snail on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself, "God ... will I wake up and find everybody dead?"

You can't run a ship like that.
 
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A lovely bunch of fagets. :p
 
Glad I don't have to fight these snail ****** on my own.

With their stupid bulbus shells.. it's like just **** off already and die! No one wants their stupid shells.

Slugs are the future. Anyone who says different is a Nazi tbh :/
 
I know a study has been done on snails but can you put nail varnish on slugs, drop them off 100 yards from where you found them and will they find their way back?
Snails can do this.
 
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