3 mountain dews and a lucozade please

Parent is clearly remiss by not getting them a packet of cigarettes each,
how will they look cool at school now?
Their street cred is totally ruined.
 
I would have written to David Cameron to have the drink banned.
Wrote to the local newspaper and pull a stern face holding the drink.
I would have then drank the drink out of depression
And then sit on the loo and have a poo.
 
nath247 said:
I would have written to David Cameron to have the drink banned.
Wrote to the local newspaper and pull a stern face holding the drink.
I would have then drank the drink out of depression
And then sit on the loo and have a poo.
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You should be going to grammar prison for saying "would have" twice.
 
Golf1.6 said:
What would you have done?
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Jack all, bought my stamps then carried on what I was doing. Why would I care about young kids buying glucose drinks? Just sugar at the end of the day, If he want's the kids running up the walls later at night then best of luck to him.
 
The only time a miserable, know it all peasant has interjected to tell me what not to give my kids, was a man emerging from a newsagents with a pack of fags and a red top newspaper, who said 'you shouldn't be giving them [sic] two all those sweets...tch!' As my then toddlers ate a box of raisins. I laughed and got on with my life.
 
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You should have pitied the father.

He'll be dealing with 3 kids bouncing off the walls, for the next few hours. Talk about rocket fuel :D
 
SilverTongue said:
Errrm.....wut?

If you notice in the scene before the wedding he takes a fag off him and throws it away :confused:
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the advert shows that because they already smoke (to sell their product as an alternative) but the slogan of friends dont let friends smoke is complete rubbish. A lot of smokers start because there is an outside influence from somewhere, be a by a friend / older brother etc I know this happened when i was younger a few of us were round at a mates house and their older brother smoked, he offered cigs to everyone, some tried it some didn't, some started smoking because of it. As i said, peer pressure causes some people to start smoking in the first place so to have that slogan to sell e cigs is taking the mick really.
 
I would have minded my own business you know because it's none of my business.


I personally won't be giving my daughter those kinds of products but who am I to criticise another parent on how they raise their child?

Get a life.
 
[FnG]magnolia;25994754 said:
I would have punched myself in the face until the gushing blood made it difficult to see and I would do this as punishment for being a nosey asshat who should mind his own damn business.
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This post wins the thread.
 
He is a smoker.......... Therefore he is probably lower class and statistically unlikely to still be living with the mother of the kids. He is going to send the kids back high on sugar as revenge for her running of with a skag dealer.

Wait..... Am I being judgemental?
 
I would have reminded the guy with the kids of basic physics, whatever go's up must come down so he would need to buy vodka to speed the process.

On second thoughts I would have minded my own business.

Don't think he would have gotten through paying for the mountain-dew in most shops where I live, I've seen people have to put caffeine loaded energy drinks back as the shop refused to sell them because they were obviously for the kids. Do not agree with the shops nanny attitude myself but I would not buy those kinds of drinks for my kids. Their mum used to when they were with her and they turned into possessed monsters until the caffeine and sugar wore off.
 
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