Happy Steak and Fellatio Day!
- Thread starter TrixiBuG
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Glad to see Morrisons are on board with their seasonal offers!
http://your.morrisons.com/Offers/Market-Street/
http://your.morrisons.com/Offers/Market-Street/
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Every day is steak and fellatio day for me. The horrors of working in an unregulated meat packing plant... 
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Every friday is steak and fellatio day.
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I heard something on the news yesterday about Morrisons going down. I thought they meant profits!!!
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I read that as Felicia Day.
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IMAGINE A COW GIVING YOU HEAD, FOREVER.
It doesn't feel right, does it? It sounds wrong and it probably is, in some countries, so vote with your other head, the one with the hat on it. The one you wear your spectacles on.
The one you have your nose on.
S & BJ? NOT EVEN ONCE.
It doesn't feel right, does it? It sounds wrong and it probably is, in some countries, so vote with your other head, the one with the hat on it. The one you wear your spectacles on.
The one you have your nose on.
S & BJ? NOT EVEN ONCE.
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If anyone lauding this annual 'tradition' actually gets steak and fellatio today, I'll eat my hat.
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What are you like with a frying pan?
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I know which of the two is more likely...
Medium rare, hold the mushrooms please.
Medium rare, hold the mushrooms please.